Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Habs 4, Whalercanes 3 (SO): Win ugly

Weird bounces are weird, but they happen. No clue why that second goal was even allowed considering the Canes knocked the puck down off the net with what is technically a high stick. But hey, crawling back in a game is good for the soul. My heart? Not so much.

Felt like every time the puck was in the Habs defensive zone, Habs would auto-switch into pylons. It was so easy for the Canes to just walk up to the front of the net, either alone or with a friend to flip a pass to.

Let me talk about Lars Eller, though. HE WAS A WINGER ON THE FOURTH FUCKING LINE!!! Yes, let's slam this incredibly talented big CENTER onto the wing with Nokie and Darche. Result: Does not work! But then Eller goes out on the penalty kill, as a center, and with his pure strength and determination causes absolute chaos in the Canes zone, gets rewarded with a goal. And not just any goal. It was an important goal that brought the game within 1. It was a shorthanded goal.

Then Gomez pulled his groin and couldn't play in the 3rd. Sometimes Hockey Gods are dicks. Here? They looked down upon Lars Eller and said "Rise, my son, for you are totally better than this". He really is a completely (and more awesome) player while at center eh? Maybe it's because HE'S A FUCKING CENTER! So there he is, Habs tied the game early in the 3rd. He wins a faceoff in the offensive zone, and immediately battles hard on the boards with the puck for what felt like 30 hockey seconds. Even when he loses a faceoff, he continues to battle hard for the puck. He picks up an assist on Moen's game tying goal. All that good work and what happens? Doesn't even see the ice in overtime.

He ended the game with a goal, an assist, +2, 2 shots on net, a shmidge under 13 minutes of ice time (where, criminally, 22 seconds was on the powerplay)...and was the game's first star.

Put that in your damn notebook, Jacques.

Also put this in your damn notebook: FIX THE POWERPLAY! Another 4-minute powerplay wasted where the Canes had more shorthanded chances to score than the Habs had with the man-advantage.

By the way, Erik Cole kind of sucks when he plays against his old team. C'mon man, you're supposed to be trolling them!

4 comments:

Guillaume Theoret said...

Fire Count Chokula.

PLEASE

Kyle Roussel said...

A night's sleep allows us some perspective.

When the Canes scored their second goal last night, we were all up in arms. But turns out the refs got it right.

The reference point for just playing a puck with a high stick is the shoulders, not the crossbar. The reference point for scoring a goal with a high stick is the crossbar, not the shoulders. Huge difference, and it turns out that the zebras got it right.

The only other point of debate, which really holds no water either, is that if the puck was immobile for 3+ seconds while on top of the net, the whistle goes. But it wasn't up there that long.

But given their incompetence these days, it's no wonder that we question eveything.

Steve said...

Patience Lego, this is Choculas last season.

Number31 said...

It's a good thing Lars is the son of a coach. He totally understands the pandering to the vets who may not be contributing positively on the ice but are still vets...