This is not a Halloween costume

So it was Monday, 1:20AM. Halloween. And I still had no costume to wear at work. All this after thinking about it for a month. Pathetic, I know. Even went through all the "I'm from John Carpenter's The Thing" where I'd just wear my winter coat, boots, and ski goggles while twitching occasionally.

Then I got all art nerdy.

Maybe Raffi Torres should have thought of this before hitting the bottled tan, avoiding unnecessary Twitter problems. Though I apologize to any Rene Magritte aficionados for insulting such thoughtful art with cardboard, string, and a Sharpie. I meant no offense! I'm a fan!

Also happy birthday to Tomas Plekanec. Coolest day to have a birthday.