Habs 3, Sabres 2: Bored to win

What a boring, sloppy win. But I'll take it, so long as they don't do this next game versus the Kings because nevermind what your glowing historical record is on them...

- This win was made possible thanks to the fourth line, who was the best line tonight. And a Prusty goal to boot.
- I wish the Habs had drafted Zemgus Girgensons... How can we free him from Fuckalo?
- And Luke Adam.
- Both would be with the Bulldogs tho.
- Someone needs to remove Steve Ott's smelly ass from Price's face.
- Or just remove Steve Ott.
- The schedule appears to have hit these guys. PK and Markov are making sloppy errors, guys are just leaning on their sticks, staring at the puck and not going at it. My favourite is the attempt to clear the zone by waving their magic curve wands at the puck hoping to invoke the power of wind to move it.
- Price masks many of the errors though...
- For the second time this week, Desharnais nearly had his knees blown out by someone pretending not to knee-on-knee hit him.
- How purple did your face turn when Ennis did a spinorama on Markov's knee? He's fine! You can breathe!
- Considering how both Rinaldo and Thornton declared this "Grab A Guy Who Doesn't Want To Fight and Throw Him Down On the Ice and Punch Him in the Face Day" the Sabres were remarkably quiet and somewhat well behaved. Even shitface Ott! (Other than the knee thing with Desharnais).
- I think Nolan just really likes us.
- I had to check but I had no idea Matt Moulson played tonight. How weird is that?
- Of course Ennis scored so we could see his fugly face on screen.
- But it's ok because HAD PLEKS.
- Galchenyuk scored. Apparently he scores every 3 games now.
- Nice to know you can maybe play 5 minutes of hockey and win eh? AND get tied with the Pens as first in the East.

See you at the bar, jerks!

Habs 3, Sabres 1: Suffering SUCKotash

The Sabres are so bad that they even lost to a sleepwalking Habs team. In other words, Habs played down to their competition and still came out with the win. But there's only so many ways I can tell you how much they sucked... So, let's play Where on the Ice is Grigorenko!

Actually never mind. Didn't even notice he was playing.


Meanwhile Lars Eller showed everyone how it's done by mesmerizing Ryan Miller then passing it to Markov who shot it into a wide open net. They gave the goal to Galchenyuk because it apparently grazed his jersey.

I think we'll call this Buffalowned.

Also if PK Subban can kindly teach Diaz how he grabs the puck and fires it out of the zone whilst on the penalty kill, it would reduce my stress level immensely. NO ONE does it better than PK. But he's a defensive liability right guys? Right.

By the way, Buffalo sucks so much they gave the 3rd star to Drew Stafford. How hilarious is that?