Showing posts with label stupid little fuckity fuck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid little fuckity fuck. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Habs 3, Coyotes 1: Tornado warning

Look out, Pacioretty!

Mike Smith Tornado Zone!

A cold front has slammed into the area. This mass of cold air hitting the mass of warm moist air from the south has caused instability for goaltenders 6'3" with curly hair and a short temper. Tornado warning in effect. Do not skate near the goaltender or you'll find yourself deposited in the penalty box.

Mike Smith is going to the Olympics. In Brazil.

After a cacophony of goal posts, Habs decided they remembered how to hockey in the third period, scored 3 goals including that elusive empty netter, pissed of Mikey Ribs, and added another victory in their sparkling record versus the Coyotes. That's right, Pacioretty. Next time you score, just walk over to the bench and shush their players. That's Mike Ribeiro approved!

Gorges saves a 4-on-1

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Habs 0, Stars 3: I got nothing to say...

...except wash your hands so you don't get the flu, and for the love of Howie Morenz if you trade Plekanec you better be getting a Patrick Sharp back or something like that because holy shit when he's not playing (and it's rare for him to miss games even when he's sick or injured) there's a whole lotta nothing going on.

Also fucking little fuckity fuck Mikey Ribs. Fuck off, sleezeball.

So hey, I think I need more cute animal pictures.

Trade some more guys and call up some Bulldogs!

Price likes horses. So here's some pretty horses.

Or maybe I'll just stay in here 'til June...