Showing posts with label Stamkos is a weenie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stamkos is a weenie. Show all posts
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Habs 3, Bolts 2: Hey ugly
It really didn't have to be that difficult. Honestly. But why Galchenyuk gets a pitiful 8 minutes of ice time despite being on fucking fire I have no idea. And wouldn't you know it? Remove Patches from Desharnais and put him with Pleky and he still produces! SHOCKING.
Except for that powerplay. Holy face of palming, coaching staff. The Lightning were literally giving you this game, and you throw out the same unproducing lines you broke up? Does that make any sense? It was a miracle Gionta managed to get that goal with 40-something seconds left in the 3rd. On the 6th powerplay attempt.
Never mind how many breakaways they allowed Stamkos have while on the powerplay.
And the D-zone is still a rather wonky. Whenever Frankie Bou--who I will forever call Bubbles from now on--was just atrocious. And yet, he was out there every time I looked. Price was throwing up the flippers and doing everything possible to keep the puck out and there's Bubbles getting outworked by Pouliot of all people, made worse by watching Markov not cover Lecavalier for his goal. Yep. Markov was equally brutal. You can even fancy it up to brütal.
Other guys who needed this:
- Gionta with the two goals, including the winner.
- Weber smells playoffs. He always plays good in those.
- Price de Nice.
- Price's goalposts responded well to the beating he gave them in yesterday's game.
- Gallager/Eller/Galchenyuk were doing their job but now got to play together. Keep them like this please? Better yet, give them more ice time and powerplay time?
The empty net is still a mystery. What a fucker.
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Habs 5, Bolts 2: No storylines for you!
That's right, Stamkos. Go and get your 60 goals elsewhere! Instead we have better storylines.
Like Gabby Dumont showing why he's our new little annoying gnat.
Like Erik Cole scoring, and scoring some more.
Like Max Pacioretty following Cole's model and giving us free wings.
Like PK Subban having fun AND preventing Stamkos from scoring.
Like Pleky showing he can slip into Desharnais' spot and the line will still produce.
Like Emelin's timely pinch for his 3rd goal of the year.
Like Budaj's two assists! OK well one was to Lecavalier...
That's right. NONE SHALL TANK! I mean, we're already in the tank. I'm thankful they're showing us they're still playing like they care.
Of course it helps when Yzerman unearthed Sebastien Caron from Craigslist. And the fact the Lightning were trying too hard to get the puck to Stamkos. All they were missing were arrows and neon signs.
Like Gabby Dumont showing why he's our new little annoying gnat.
Like Erik Cole scoring, and scoring some more.
Like Max Pacioretty following Cole's model and giving us free wings.
Like PK Subban having fun AND preventing Stamkos from scoring.
Like Pleky showing he can slip into Desharnais' spot and the line will still produce.
Like Emelin's timely pinch for his 3rd goal of the year.
Like Budaj's two assists! OK well one was to Lecavalier...
That's right. NONE SHALL TANK! I mean, we're already in the tank. I'm thankful they're showing us they're still playing like they care.
Of course it helps when Yzerman unearthed Sebastien Caron from Craigslist. And the fact the Lightning were trying too hard to get the puck to Stamkos. All they were missing were arrows and neon signs.
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