Habs 1, Flyers 3: Bunch of turkeys...

We didn't need to see this game for we've seen this so many times before: Habs come out to a rather fine first period, get a goal from a rare fourth liner, then sucks massively for the next two periods.

Habs can give thanks to Carey Price that the score was a respectable 3-1 loss. With t\he amount of breakaways he had to stop in the 2nd, game should have been 5-1 for the Flyers...

- Ditch the 1-2-2 when you're in need of offense. I'm tired off seeing Eller in against 4 players desperately looking for help.
- You finally put PK out first in the powerplay but STILL keep Pleky on the point, making the powerplay completely POINTLESS.
- Getting outshot 18 to 5 in the 2nd even though Habs had 3 consecutive powerplay opportunities... 
- Our scorers can't shoot, let alone score...
- But hey that penalty kill is PERFECT!

On the radio broadcast, I love how progressively annnoyed and angry Bobby Dollas gets as the Habs progressively get suckier in the game. He doesn't mince words.

Tick. Tock. The season is slowly slipping away...

Post-suck meeting and ostie de tabernak trade

Prout!

So the Habs had a Sunday meeting. Basically to talk about what they're doing wrong (everything), about their frustrations (all of it), about Kessel kissing Grabovski on the game winner (heh), and about whatever else they didn't want Gorges or Weber to tell us. Unicorns farting rainbows!

No practice either, 'cause you know who needs to practice passing and shit like that? Only Spacek and Price were on the ice after the meeting. Price was at the top of the circle launching bombs top-shelf. I'M NOT KIDDING WHEN I SAY HE COULD PLAY ON THE POWERPLAY!

Trade: or THANK GOD AK46 IS STILL ON THE TEAM!

So long Brrrrrock Trotter. You probably weren't going to play here anyway. And with Louis Leblanc coming back, you're being moved to give him development time. Also maybe Avtsin goes to the top line? You know, where he scores goals?

Trotter and a 7th round pick goes to the Coyotes for Petteri Nokelainen and Garrett Stafford. You may remember Stafford from such hits as "I got slashed in the skull by Perezhogin and lay on the ice twitching after I missed my own slash at his skull". Nokelainen is this guy:

Fourth line spot duty. This Coyotes' blogger was happy when he returned from Jokerit, after the Coyotes bought his contract out... But I'm all for badass Finns. Even those dumped by Boston. And beaten up by Carey Price. (Also recalled Blunden while sending down Engqvist and Palushaj. I dare say...a FOURTH LINE)?!

Look out Diaz, you got competition in the "pretty" department!

Habs 4, Leafs 5 (OT): The shittiest shit I have ever seen

Outside my toilet, that is.

1 - IF YOU FUCKING BRING UP "Nyaa 5 goals on 27 shots" YOU'RE FUCKING BLIND! PRICE IS THE ONLY ONE IN THE DEFENSIVE ZONE THAT'S DOING ANYTHING.

2 - Lars Eller, Andrei Kostitsyn, Travis Moen: OUR ONLY LINE.

3 - Add Cammy with two 5th-wheels.

4 - Best game by Erik Cole since he came here and what does he get? BENCHED. AND SERVES TWO PENALTIES NOT HIS.

5 - WHEN CAREY PRICE IS THE ONLY ONE STANDING UP FOR HIMSELF YOU GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM. And don't you fucking whine about the slashing penalty. If he channels his inner Billy Smith IT'S ALL WE CAN HOPE FOR.

6 - ERIK COLE WAS BETTER THAN DARCHE AND NOT ON THE POWERPLAY. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD BE FIRED, COACH. Research this: Erik Cole 43 career power play goals. Mathieu Darche 3 career power play goals. Fuck your research, JMart. On top of that, Darche wasn't having a very good game. That's where a coach needs to recognize and put his team in the best position to win.

7 - This deer stuck in the headlights defence is not getting any help from the forwards. Case in point that OT goal. THREE TIMES Kessel and Grabs walked in front of Price. He managed two stops with no help. NONE AT ALL. Where do you think the third one went?

8 - The refs tonight need to be fired. But only in the CFL do they actually make refs accountable for their bullshit.

9 - They saw how weak Gustavsson was. After Andrei's goal they...didn't bother him for what seemed an hour. Hell they didn't even have the PUCK for what seemed an hour.

10 - This team needs an enema. A galactic enema.

Quasar this shit.