Happy Holidays

From Toaster and myself, to you and yours. L'chaim!

All Chris Neil wants for Christmas are his two front teeth

I don't celebrate Christmas. Bonus to being Jewish: I can hide while the parking lot apocalypse unfolds! But happy holidays to you all and have a happy new year!

For out Habs, here's what I hope Santa left the boys as they continue on their grueling quest for Lord Stanley.

For the Forwards!
Tomas Plekanec - Recognition that he's doing everything Price can't. And a shiny Selke for the mantel.
Michael Cammalleri - Last year's hockey sticks.
Andrei Kostitsyn - Pleky.
Scott Gomez - People who realize he's the SETUP MAN and NOT the goal scorer.
Brain Gionta - Thinner goalposts.
Max Pacioretty - That the only steel he smells is the steel of the Champlain Bridge as he goes to and from Brossard.
Jeff Halpern - Chinese food and a movie?
Travis Moen - A bigger meanstreak.
Benoit Pouliot - For that damn faceoff dot to stop stop tripping him. And the smarts to use that slapshot of his more than once a month.
Lars Eller - Linemates with hands.
Max Lapierre - A mouthguard that has "SHIT EATING GRIND" written on it. CHEERS MOTHERFUCKERS!
Darche - Just happy to be here.
Tom Pyatt - A few goals.
Boyd - To be useful. Oh wait, Hamilton? Christmas came early!

For the Defencemen!
Andrei Markov - Bionic knees. Or Eric Staal's.
PK Subban - To be free! And for people to stop blaming him for everything.
Jaroslav Spacek - A "5 years younger" potion.
Roman Hamrlik - To play forever like that first round pick Tampa Bay selected five hundred years ago in Montreal.
Josh Gorges - Adamantium bones.
Hal Gill - A boat. Because I think it would be hilarious.
Alex Picard - To NOT give me an excuse to lock him in the trunk of a car and ship him back to Ottawa.
Yannick Weber - Ice time.

For the Goalies!
Carey Price - A goal. And X-Ray glasses to see through Hal Gill.
Alex Auld - That he plays a game before next season.

And for the Coaches!
Jacques Martin - Offensive strategies and to trust the youth.
Perry Pearn - To realize the age of his defense.
Pierre Groulx - More laughs as he puts on the pads and joins the team on the ice in practice.
Kirk Muller - Jacques Martin's job.