Golden

Give up your crowns, Lundqvist. So...how about that "blob" in nets eh? Back to back shutout and named the best goalie with a ridiculous record.

Just goes to show how much work Bergevin has...and proves every time I said the Hawks, the Wings, the Pens would have won their cups with Price. (I'm ignoring the Bruins because fuck them).

And PK is our gold medal good luck charm. Another trophy for his brothers to polish for him.

So the Olympics are over, nothing exploded, a little bit of eyebrow raising judging controversies, but overall I'd say it was a success. Goodbye Nightmare Bear. Goodbye Nightmare Hare. Maybe give Par Marts a hug or two.

Back to yelling at Douglas Murray eh? Sigh...

Olympics ice hockey

Price brings zero confidence and presence! Just a blob in the net. Better move to Luongo.
— Shawn Simpson (@TSNSimmer) February 16, 2014

Check out this world class twit who's actually employed by TSN's Ottawa station. This was in the middle of a 1-0 game, by the way. A game that ended 2-1 for Canada in OT.

You know, before this all started we were rubbing our hands together gleefully anticipation actual goal support for our dear netminder. How stupidly ironic is it that the Habs actually managed to give him more? STOP THE TRAP. THE TRAP MUST DIE.

Also fuck you Babcock. You play Hamhuis for two seconds shy of 4 minutes and stuff PK Subban in the pressbox after a more than good game against Austria. Who the fuck is scoring all the goals? DREW DOUGHTY. Would you not like to have a second? I'm so fucking sick of these ultra vanilla "safe players". GET SOME FUCKING OFFENSE YOU RED WING WANKER. Wonder why Detroit sucks balls?

Honestly, I'm seeing guys fuck up in ways that would get PK on the first train to Kamchatka.

By the way, can someone poke Crosby? Is he alive?

"A whole lot of activity and zero accomplishment" is what Craig Button used to describe how Canada is playing. Couldn't agree more...

Habs 4, Whalerjerks 1: Go East young men

Start like you look like you're already on vacation. Lose Pacioretty to some douche who can't play defence and shoves him into the goal post. Get down 1-0. Suck around for a bit. Rely on Price to bail you out continuously. Magically pull game out of your asses.

Formula!

Ryan White is hot. Desharnais discovered he can score goals when he's not dishing to Pacioretty. Rene Bourque looked interested. Gionta with the best wrap around on an empty netter I've seen. Another 30+ shots saved. Ho hum.

And it only took an in-game 40 minute warm up.

Alright. Let's get these Olympics on. No worries, Team USA. Pacioretty will be fine in the morning, if not in an hour.

To Russia!

Habs 5, Canucks 2: Max scores a hat trick, is a bum

I'm kidding.

But if Pacioretty knew how to penalty shoot, he would have gotten FIVE goals last night. FIVE. I don't think anyone would have faulted him to go full Thornton on that.

As far as hat tricks go, probably his lamest. But we still love him.

Oh and another 42 saves from Price. Ho hum.

How I see Carey Price play behind this D.

One more til Sochi. Can Ryan White make it 3 in a row in getting a game star? I am happy to see Weise provide us with a proper fourth line. Unfortunately, Bournival is now hurt. SONUVABITCH!

We're a little low on Swiss Misters

Habs traded Diaz to the Canucks for Dale Weise.

My reaction: Meh.

Pros!
- Means less Parros.
- Means more Brolieu.
- Half way to fixing that miscellaneous fourth line, sort of.

Cons!
- Means more Murray.
- Weise doesn't have a sexy Swiss accent. Ya for sure.
- Diaz beats Weise in the good looking category.

Whatevs. You just know Diaz is going to finally break his ridiculous goal scoring drought on Thursday... Assuming his "tricky" injury is "less tricky" and he actually plays.

And I just realized Diaz store Weber's job in TWO cities now. Talk about rotten luck eh?

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Groundhog Day

Did Therrien emerge from his burrow to see his shadow? If not, and the Habs don't wake the fuck up, Spring is coming early.

And I don't know about you, but I can't take another No Playoffs Habs plus a fucking PQ goverment, guys. We're also probably going to go to an election and those fucking sheeple will probably give them the majority. God help us.

Though maybe a Playoff-less Habs would get the sheeple to realize what the fuck those fascists are doing? HAHAHA who am I kidding...


Montreal on it way to becoming the new Detroit, minus the semi-successful hockey team.