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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Game 4 - Desperation Time


Fuck the media and their made-up crap. Fuck the ignorant fans that gave up on you. Just play your hearts out, boys. Win, and you play another game. Lose, and you start planning your summer training programs. Either way, GO HABS GO!

Monday, April 20, 2009

Game 3 - Home Sweet Home


If you're going to watch this game at home, sit on your favourite sofa, grab a towel and twirl that mother fucker, Habs are HOME and I'm going to the game!


Kovy never lets me down. Suck it, Julien. Go Habs!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Feel the love! Game 81 - Bruins

End of the line, boys. Apparently all you need is one point. ONE! If you can manage that without 79 and 24 it will be an accomplishment like no other. And when it's all said and done, we'll look back on this year and the list of injuries and go "unreal". And it is unreal... No other team has managed to survive like this while missing their entire core at various intervals and sometimes all at once. Dallas is exhibit A... The Blues are exhibit B, and are teetering more on the side of missing it completely. We've gone through the entire book of injuries from broken foot, exploding arm, shoulders, concussions, flu, groin, achilles tendon, back, leg, knee, whiplash, torn things, zombism... To get this far in this situation, well, it is something everyone should be proud of. But while forwards are easier to replace than defensemen, they say a little adversity makes for strong character. Haven't seen much of it yet, and the numbers with Markov out of the line up are not pretty when it happened once before...


However you guys have something in common with the Bruins right now... You both just lost to the Sens 3-2. More proof that the Habs and Bruins are pretty much joined at the hip.


If there is any positive right now it's how Price returned to form mid-second period/third period. Another, the PK has been unreal. What's more? Bruins never played the line of Koivu/Tanguay/Kovy. Actually I don't think they've faced either player TOGETHER on the team at the same time at all this season. They also don't know about the killer Ninja Line. And Metro was a Bruin last season. He knows them and the know him. And Thomas? Pfft, shoot high. No seriously. That green water bottle is your target.


Is it a sign that the Swiss flag is an inverted red-cross flag? Yannick Swiss Mister 2.0 Weber joined the team this morning as Doug Janik went back to Hamilton. We can hope the young lad can trade power bombs with Zdeno Chara and put some life into our power play.


Speaking of Chara...


No more playing like zombies. Chuck killed that shit. The only zombies in town will be the crowd at the Gahden, if they show up.


Only two game left! Go Habs Go!

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