Groundhog Day

Did Therrien emerge from his burrow to see his shadow? If not, and the Habs don't wake the fuck up, Spring is coming early.

And I don't know about you, but I can't take another No Playoffs Habs plus a fucking PQ goverment, guys. We're also probably going to go to an election and those fucking sheeple will probably give them the majority. God help us.

Though maybe a Playoff-less Habs would get the sheeple to realize what the fuck those fascists are doing? HAHAHA who am I kidding...


Montreal on it way to becoming the new Detroit, minus the semi-successful hockey team.

Habs: FUUUUUUUUUUU

That's all you need for the Habs game.

At this rate what does it matter if Price has a shutout, gives up a goal, or gives up five? No one remembers what to do with the puck. No one even wants the puck. And when they have it, they fuck it up. And bitching about Gomez is just weak. Yes he passes when he should shoot, but he's not the only one. My eyebrows are raised more at flubbed plays on the blueline where TWO caused the two goals against, including a 2-on-fucking-0.

I will however shift gears and turn my FUCK YOUs to the CBC.

FUCK YOU #1: Don Cherry. Respect a veteran? Is this guy senile or what? His entire career was spent disrespecting veterans including knocking out a veteran coach he hated during a practice, and then knocking out the Leafs top guy in a practice because he thought that would get him a spot on the team (only to have his ass shipped back to the deepest, darkest depths of the minors). CBC shows his fucking loser life story once a month! And that FUCK YOU goes double for Mark Recchi. Oh and tut tut tough loss by the Bruins, shut out 1-0, praise be shot blocking.

FUCK YOU #2: Mike Milbury. Apparently he could find no intent in Chara's extra shove on the back of Pacioretty's head into the turnbuckle (bad stanchion, bad!) despite the history behind it all and the fact Chara was after him for TWO games where he nearly broke his leg the game prior. Apparently he KNEW instantly Plekanec totally intended to hit Horton in his fugly mug after a late hit spun him around where his stick caught him accidentally (no call on the late hit, but a 4 minute penalty to Plekanec). Apparently it should have been a 5, 10 and a suspension. Of course! Obviously! And Plekanec is apparently now on the NHL list of dangerous offenders because he's OBVIOUSLY the next Matt Cooke.

FUCK YOU #3: Don Cherry again. Smiling at the 3 shut out losses since the 8-1 blowout to a weak Minnesota where an icing puck would have gone in the fucking net as karma. Nothing about the 7-0 win the Bruins did. Nothing about Seguin joining in their squad of douchey rookies scoring long after the final buzzer. Then it's PRAISE BE HOLTBY who could have been replaced by a fucking TABLE and the score would have been the same. That's right, roll those 5 saves he did. Fanfuckingtastic. Give him the Vezina, Hart, and Calder.

FUCK YOU #4: CBC in general. Now that the Leaf's magic playoff number has dropped to impossible as they bitterly pointed out how Todd Bertuzzi went from inept to scoring the empty netter, they ponder the possibility of the Habs missing the playoffs. Newsflash: the standings made no actual movements despite THREE shut out losses. Major reason why? The Rags have a shitload of shootout wins.

Hey Habs? These upcoming teams means you have no more excuses not to fucking score. If you fail, however, fire Martin and trade everyone over the age of 30 (except for Hal Gill 'cause he's needed to coach the kids).

@CP31 100 years are better than 1

In this 6million-to-2 crudfest, live from Buffalo, NY, Carey Price was caught tweeting on the bench while suffering from some indigestion. It's the wings, I swear!

@CP31 Just scored some sweet wings before the game. Got sauce all over my blocker. The smell will bug me all night...
about 3 hours ago

@CP31 Well that was a sweet duel there!
about 3 hours ago

@CP31 Oh nevermind.
about 3 hours ago

@CP31 Oh fuck.
about 3 hours ago

@CP31 @Jaro41 don't make me go in there...
about 3 hours ago

@CP31 I know we were looking to rebound, but not REBOUNDS argh!
about 3 hours ago

@CP31 Oh hey Pleks, NOW you win a defensive zone faceoff with a minute left eh?
about 3 hours ago

@CP31 Bringing my ear plugs...
about 3 hours ago

@CP31 Well that wasn't too bad. Coach gave us some hot cocoa.
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 I see you Patches! Forecheck! Now oh, where's everyone else?
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 Pleky invented his own spin-o-rama: blown-tire-o-rama
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 Could use a Czech Sausage guys!
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 Ah fuck, don't put me in please... All I can think of is sweet bbq wings...
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 I'm giving @Jaro41 mental hugs.
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 Wonder what @walsha is thinking right now. Hmm...
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 Flying Bergeron! Was that shot number 3?
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 A Belarus Sausage! Finally!
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 Gomer's working on that comeback, Coach, I swear. Keep him with Serge.
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 Oh Lappy, that would have worked if this were Columbus...
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 I need more wings.
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 Why is there football on the jumbotron?
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 Team Czech will be concerned vs Team Miller...
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 For once you save the goal instead of putting it in our own net eh Gorgie
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 And now he scores! The bench = stunned
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 Sounds like a home game.
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 Team Miller appears upset
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 Cammy needs a hug. He just nevers scores on the road...
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 Now it really sounds like a home game... I'm so sorry @Jaro41...
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 Good thing Pleks is slippery. Kaleta was looking for another suspension.
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Faster Mara, Kill! Kill!
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 OK I give up.
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 I saved a wing for @Jaro41
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 #Habs don't suck for me tomorrow, I'm dressing for the occasion!
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 #Habs the Ghosts are watching. No pressure eh.
about 2 hours ago

@CP31 If this happens tomorrow, Boss Molson will come after us with the t-shirt cannon. #donotwant !
about 2 hours ago

Tweetup Montreal - Game 1, 4-2 loss in an emty netter

Yes, that's Lucic in voodoo doll form, feeling the wrath of Habs fans after a loss.

Habs played a good game tonight. In fact, if they play well like this and still lose the series I won't complain. If they take it to seven hard earned games and still lose I'll be sad but won't complain. Same if they get sweeped in 4 but still play well enough to actually have won. People were thinking the Habs were going to get blown out. I never doubted the boys. All the games, save for one, were pretty close games that could have gone either way (no, not the one with the puck bouncing off that broken board--that was just crap luck). That's how the game was, except the Bruins have a better finish while the Habs face 5 goalies and pretty much no net to shoot at. I swear Tim Thomas sees maybe 30% of the play. But the shots and the faceoff wins were pretty equal. Maybe they can slowly whittle them down by bouncing pucks off their legs. Price played a good game but got shafted by the ref on his side holding his whistle for 5 minutes unlike on the other side. (That first goal was a fucking joke. Whacked it right out of his glove. Price doesn't get angry unless there's a reason). If the refs don't like being criticize for their deficiencies then they should change leagues. Gainey had the right to criticize them last time, since not only is he GM of the team, but they were a bunch of shakey morons. Whatever.

- Kovy's goal... Anyone clock that? I swear it broke the sound barrier. My brother afterwards: "It was on fire. I'm surprised it didn't go through the net".
- Higgins and Metro = love
- Kovy, Gorges, and Kostitsyn made my night by knocking Lucic on his ass.
- Breezer needs to go switch places with Weber. At least Weber could maybe hit the net. At least Weber would have an excuse for making rookie errors. Breezer played like a guy who didn't want the puck so he could avoid injury. I guess that's how he made it to 1000 games.
- Komisaurus didn't really make an major screw ups!
- Chara should really...not...use...a yellow mouth guard... Guh.
- Speaking of yellow. Yellow towels? Really, Boston?

In other news: I got my tickets for Monday! Wooo! Now... what should I write on my brick... Unfortunately "Go you Fucking Habs!" is not appropriate...