Showing posts with label y'all making me and Pricey sad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label y'all making me and Pricey sad. Show all posts

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Habs 1, Panthers 3: Honestly...


The cable went out right before that powerplay in the 3rd (wet snow is blowing up some local transformers for some reason) so I have no idea how this ended. Even God said "DON'T LOOK! THE POWERPLAY IS HIDEOUS!" Highlights! Please! (They're not working!)

But I don't need highlights to say that:
- Spacek is going to kill me.
- Price might kill Spacek first. Or Hamr.
- A rookie like PK Subban can stickhandle and protect the puck with ease through a crowd of wild rabid dogs yet the veterans seem absolutely incapable of doing so.
- The inept powerplay will kill this team.
- Markov didn't un-kill the powerplay magically.
- Martin didn't put Markov on the PIVOTAL 5-on-3 at all so he killed the game that way.
- Too many back-to-back games gonna kill the old man defence so you may as well have SCRATCHED Spacek for Picard (I can deal with his mess for now).
- No one can fucking aim when they shoot.
- No one understands a rebound is something you should try to score on. Panthers understood this, Habs never understand it.
- Gionta may be a zombie because no way he screws up that bad on a wide open net if he weren't.
- The Panthers play like shit in every other arena, including a gross stinker in Ottawa just before, but come here and magically turn into a real team (OK they seem to do the same to Penguins on more than one occasion).
- It might have been a good night to play DUSTIN BOYD.
- The opposite net is a mysterious place where only Halpern's line goes.
- Darcy Hordichuk is full of hot air.

Please. Fix the powerplay before you go to Columbus. Other than that, 7-3-1 with THIS defence, with only one line really scoring, and NO powerplay for October? Yea, I'll take that.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Steak and a movie, Habs lose, Kovy gets adoration

Bet he'd score a goal, while locked in prison, and you'd never know it.

I have no idea what happened and only saw a few minutes of what looked like end to end early action. A lot of skating, a lot of almost goals bouncing off some magic force field at the goal line, a post hit, a lot of not burying any chances, a powerplay that almost gave up a shortie but Pricey scared the guy to shoot wide... But I had finished my delicious Portuguese steak and that's enough meat for me for a month. And seriously guys? You can and should be able to win games while giving up 2-3 goals... Right now it's Price playing goal and D, and if he could go a little further up the ice I bet he'd score a fucking goal!!! And if you're thinking of blamming him, shut the front door. (And if you're missing Huet, I laugh at your face). To win games he would have to have CONSECUTIVE FUCKING SHUTOUTS!!! All of which are absolutely impossible! (Unless you get him large Luongo equipment). Cammalleri scored though.

Habs kind of remind me of the Wild. Goaltending that's capable to win games, no goals being scored, lots of scrambling... Rinse. Repeat.

Actually this is all getting eerily similar to: the Montreal Impact. I swear I thought they would never win a game ever this season. This afternoon they just lifted the USL Cup. This is why you don't give up. Fans at the Bell Center? If you want to sit there and boo? Shut the fuck up and give me your ticket you ungrateful jackasses.

After dinner, we all went to see Law Abiding Citizen. Jamie Foxx got owned. My evening was great because of that. Haha, sucker.