...Ugh. I totally didn't say that. But seriously. WHERE O WHERE IS RYAN O'BYRNE?! What have you done with him, coach? Puck handling problems? IT'S THE FUCKING FLYERS! AND IT'S FUCKING RYAN O'BYRNE! He's not going to dipsy doodle around 5 guys. That's PK's job. But he is going to line someone up and give them more than a love tap worthy of Lady Byng herself. And who knows, he might surprise you standing at the blueline and slapping the puck on net. Who knows. HE MIGHT HIT SOMETHING CALLED NET! IT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE! I HAVE SEEN IT! (As rare as it might be).
And why is Bergeron not locked in a suitcase shipped off to Alert?
Sergei was playing. Pouliot was finally pressboxed. Frankly all I saw was Sergei get called off for a line change almost immediately after he started his shift so he was pretty useless. I expect Pouliot will be back next game and Sergei ordering the hot dogs...
If Price sharpied Philippians 4:13 on his blocker ("I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me"), we need him to sharpie something on Jaro's glove. That thing only seems to catch pucks going wide. But the Jaro in these two games looks more like the Jaro from a season or two ago. You know, the one everyone selectively forgot about. The one that needs a 5-goal cushion to get a win.
One question to Bob Cole: Who the FUCK is "Brionta"?!
Best thing I saw all night was Dominic Moore fake like he was slipping by the bench to trip Pronger as he skated by. Seriously. I laughed for 10 minutes because of that.
And now for something completely different. Or maybe just the Habs powerplay.