Oh there is so much material The Bob can work with here. Stuff like offensive zone lacks finishing and poor positioning to gobble rebounds before the other team does. Defensive zone consists of being a statue and then staring at Price as he frantically attempts to save their arses. Either way, when Kovalev is stuck home sick (and it must have been bad because Kovy would play if he were just a torso) it's very noticeable!
Hockey players aren't allowed flu shots
- One powerplay goal by Pleky.
- They really should know not to give powerplays to the Islanders because uh...Streit is on that side of the rink.
- When Okposo is walking in on your goalie you might want to try and stop him?
- Apparently the Habs won lots more faceoffs than the Islanders? Could have fooled me.
- It's not really a bad team, it's just the Islanders have nothing else to play for but themselves. And to annoy the piss out of everyone that's looking for points. Can't you guys just roll over for ONE night, you know, especially at this time of year? TA-VA-RES!
- But hey, at least it wasn't the beat down they gave Brodeur last Saturday. Though it could have been if not for Price being money.
- Though, it's the Islanders and Komisarek ducked away from a hit and lost the puck in the defensive zone. Dude!
- AK46 was having a pretty bad night. But that weaksauce highsticking penalty was called after three un-called infractions, including two goalie interferences, on the Islanders. Bravo refs!
- It's Yann Danis, guys. Stop shooting right at him.
- I wish Schneider would extend his stick to at least make it look like he's trying to hold the blue line while on the powerplay.
- Kostopoulos is clutch. Sometimes.
- Though he might want that OT goal back, after nearly 40 shots coming in every which way Price was the man.
- Dandenault gave him a big pat on the back when he got to the bench.
- I think Lever has a book of notes by now. Time to call a real practice.
Conclusion: Are you fucking kidding me? The Devils roar into town and Brodeur is looking for that one more win to equal Roy's reconds. FUCK! Get the whip out, Bob. And by Saint Patrick save us...
I've no idea what the standings look like now:
- Ottawa, Bruins. Guess how that turned out? Sputza got himself two goals though. Wonder if his stick was "legal". Wonder if Julien was tempted to check.
- Huseeeeeeeelius. A name I keep mistaking for Helium. Well he gave the Pens 1 point for a shootout loss, but I'm more shocked Mason didn't get another shutout.
- Gomez, Callahan, Betts... It's the New York Detectives. Preds suck.
- Well, Ovie likes us so he's always willing to help by not giving the Flyers points.
- I think Vokoun is still in shock from Malkin's goal, but I don't know who I prefer winning and losing in a Florida/Buffalo game...
- DALLAS! I didn't think you could do it, but thank you for not giving Carolina any points. No overtime, nothing! Woo! And hey, Begin scored too! Knew we could count on him.
- The standings make me bitter!