Stolen: Rope-a-dope system. If found please chain it to a concrete block and dump it in the river. It's for the greater good.
Pittsburgh out-Montrealed Montreal tonight.
Missing: Sergei Kostitsyn. Probably locked in Jacques Martin's trunk. If discovered please return him to his brother's side on the ice and lock Jacques Martin in the trunk. Kirk Muller approves.
Yea coach, get your head out of your ASS and play one of your best young passers please? Darche Vader and his ZERO TOI ain't cutting it right now.
Found: Whiny little twerp wearing the number 87, dressed in white black and gold, crying constantly about injustices whilst slashing a random player on the legs.
Please pick him up at the service desk and return him to Pittsburgh asap.
Discovered: Bad Officials. Punishment for screwing the Red Wings/Sharks obviously means rewarding them with protecting Lady Crosby and Sir Malkin's honour.
Interesting application of specialty rules for what happened at the end of the 2nd but obviously a glorious gift to Commissar Bettman who enjoyed it immensely. And for good measure keep holding Andrei's stick, Orpik. We know you want to.
Actual game review: Fleury finally woke up and made the bigger difference in tonight's game. Good for him.
Round 2 Game 3: Bulldogs are currently in Abbotsford...
...and I hate their fucking timezone.
*UPDATE!* Bulldogs win 3-2 and Olivier Fortier (aka. QuebecPleks) scored the winner without getting injured! And Gabby scored the tying goal! That's right, Lapierre... Gabby is already inching his way into your roster spot. Rear view mirror, check it!