Showing posts with label Gainey for Prime Minister. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gainey for Prime Minister. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

The Bob and a Win: Habs 4, Oilers 3 (OT)

I found this picture best described my feelings towards some people...

You don't deserve this team. No I'm not talking about the players. I'm talking about you, the idiots in the Bell Centre who chanted for "Guy! Guy! Guy!" before the guys took the ice and during the difficult second period despite most of you city-wide armchair GMs calling for his head to roll since the beginning of the season. I'm talking about you, the idiots who BOOED Koivu when ever he had the puck even though he wasn't making errors. I'm talking about you, the idiots on RDS who dirtied this victory with a language issue because now there are FOUR coaches behind the Habs' bench who are anglophone. You who suddenly flinged more dirt on our brave captain and now commenting on how you need subtitles for his english. Do they have a problem with him because of his words on the radio? He didn't toss Carbo under the bus. He was very classy and picked his word carefully like he always does in sticky situations about why Carbo might have gotten cut. It's you who do these things and then wonder why players run away and have great success elsewhere or players refuse to sign here. I say SCREW YOU.

It's Purim, my Jewish name is Ester, and I enjoyed this game with fresh hamantaschens

- Jaro gets the February player of the month! Yay!
- Oh Tanguay, the invisible man. He stands alone in the slot and no one sees him until the red light is on.
- Outshot 23-9 by the second period, only two shots in that second period. But hey, one of those two shots was Metro's first goal as a Hab! Yay Metro! You get a cookie.
- Actually Metro was a beast tonight. He was everywhere. And probably has the best hands any fourth liner ever displayed on this team (except when Kovy was on the fourth line a few times). I would have given him the 3rd star tonight dammit.
- You guys would get more shots on net if you actually HIT the net.
- Stewie continues to make the crowd love him as he took down Stortini the caveman.
- Oi Souray... we love(d) you but crosschecking Tanguay in the face is NOT cool. I totally thought Koivu and you were gonna start fighting.
- More self goalie interference only this time they covered their own errors by getting the puck out of there. Not too successful with that 3rd goal though.
- Thank god there wasn't much meat on that Souray point shot that bounced of Pleky's leg and into the net. Do not want to see Pleky with a broken leg now ok...
- Roloson gets an Oscar.
- Captain Koivu, TWO GOALS. Suck it, bitches.
- And then the team clobbered him in the corner of the rink in victory.
- Demers on TSN looked like he was ready to cry when talking about the fate that befell dear Carbo. He was back to his old self on RDS though.
- I get giddy when I see Lever behind the bench.

Conclusion: Win 1 in the temporary Gainey era. I actually don't think any of the newly hired coaches this season got a win in their first game after replacing a fired individual... Either way, when the Bob speaks the boys listen. TWO HUGE POINTS WOO!

Eastern clusterfuck of doom:
- Fear the might of Steve Mason, Bruins, as he posts his 9th shutout on you. Also their fourth straight road loss. Thomas' mask broke in a collision and he had to use Manny's which is BAD for a goalie. That's like wearing someone elses underwear. Don't you guys have spares?
- Philly slapped the Sabres to keep them away from our points.
- Pens totally just walked into that shootout on Florida. Still had to leave them with one point eh...?
- Lots of overtime games tonight actually... Wings>Yotes, Sharks>Wild, Leafs>Islanders, Caps>Preds
- The world is apparently saved from the evil Jason Sputza and his illegal sticks. What? This wasn't a Stanley Cup Playoff turning point but a 2-1 regular season game between two teams dreaming of Tavares? Wilson is a tool.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Pass the point please


Halfway point, check.

Team is 25-10-6, missing an entire line that no one knows what to do with when they return except wonder if Carbo can roll 5 lines, starting to score on powerplays, continuing to score on even strength, able to score shorthanded, and generally kick much ass. They're a band of brothers with mutual respect for each other and their coaches. Saku and Price will be back soon. Carbo is happy. Bob is happy. The fans are happy. And the boys have shown us their character when faced with adversity, their strength, and a will to win. Plus the kids are more than alright.

The Bulldogs are doing rather well considering we've picked them clean. That guy they got from the bPens, TJ Kemp, has meshed nicely so far. His point shot helps them. Steve Gainey, son of Bob, has managed to score some timely goals. Desharnais is on a 9-game point streak. The studly little forward now has 12 goals and 18 assists with 30 points in 39 games. Loic Lacasse filled in excellently for Cedrick Desjardins and Marc Denis, but Ced's back from his injury now.

I refuse to talk about fucking trade speculations because as you can see from the tone of my text they generally piss me off. A month ago it was McDonagh as the star prospect to trade. Now it's Subban. Thank you World Juniors for uncovering our sweet secret weapon... So, FUCK OFF TSN!

That is all. The rest of the season should be fun. Hello, Boston. Do you have any tea?

Monday, December 8, 2008

Sick of voting yet?


Well it's no skin off my back, really, so I don't know much about "voter fatigue". All you do is get off work early, walk into a gym, make a mark on a paper and stuff said paper in the box. I always vote! And All-Star voting is easier, as I don't need to leave my home! And yes I'm still voting for that habsKovy-Koivu-thrashersKovy line!

Oh and the PQ didn't win. There is a god!

Next: voting for Prime Minister again? I daaaaaaare you, Liberals. If only to watch them go to pieces...