Happier New Year to 2013

"I don't like fireworks....."

I'm sorry but 2012 sucked. Except for Toaster!

To the supposed non-apocalyptic 2013.
- No NHL hockey yet but Canada has a pretty good shot at the WJC gold.
- May all the Bruins on that WJC roster suck royally once they're done obtaining that medal. (Sorry Malcom, but you're on the Dark Side).
- May Sylvain Lefebvre figure out that rolling the troglodytes out regularly does not help the Bulldogs score goals.
- May Zack Stortini kindly go to Wheeling (aka Hell, West Virginia. Seriously, the players live in cabins in the woods).
- May the CBC, and all of Canada, finally realize Gerry Dee is not funny.
- May PK Subban steal the job of EVERY SPORTSCASTER IN CANADA. BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING GOOD AT IT! But also manage to play hockey by night.
- Either jump off that fucking fiscal cliff already or get your fucking shit in order, USA.
- And grow a pair to get some gun control already.
- And for the love of whatever, TV shows, please stop putting Twitter comments on the bottom of the screen! If I wanted to see those I'd look for them on Twitter. Twits.
- Speaking of which, can you imagine having those silly Smart TVs that has your Twitter on one side of the TV and those fucking Twitter comments on the bottom of the show at the same time? REDUNDANT.
- May someone please clean the damn snow off these sidewalks...preferably before Spring.
- And finally may Gary Bettman go the fuck away. Forever.