Showing posts with label Habs playoffs are over and yet the press still continue to piss me off. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Habs playoffs are over and yet the press still continue to piss me off. Show all posts
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Aftermath
So Friday I made the error of turning on the radio and tuning in to the sports station. What can I say? I was bored with my music playlist. Since the season ended I avoided sports radio like the plague, even the micro-minute mention on CHOM (known as the only station my shitty alarm radio picks up), thinking I wasn't going to deal with this shit considering it's the Bruins and all I'll hear is a grand circle-fuck towards those fuckwits or how Kaberle is going to KILL the Habs on the powerplay. Yea Kaberle. He still sucks.
Basically I think I'm going to need a new playlist, STAT.
Whether it be the Bruins or their fans bitching about something even with the series over, or Melnick bitching about something, or McGuire being McGuire...It's a serious epidemic of stupid on air. So let's get a few things settled:
- Of course I'm disappointed. A season without a Cup is a failure. Cammalleri said so last year. But what can I do? You can't disparage the positives and you can't blindly throw your hands in the air to proclaim "THIS TEAM'S FUTURE IS SHIT!" after what you witnessed on the ice by guys in their first playoffs ever. This isn't the 50s or the 60s or the 70s where there were lesser teams to deal with and lesser games in a season. And I'm not going to sit here and cry over another year sans-Cup like some entitled prick.
- You also have no right to piss on this team's prospects when you don't even know who they are.
- By the way Dmitri Orlov is not the next Sergei Zubov. And by the way, the Capitals farm team of perennial Calder Cup winners got ousted by the Hurricanes farm team. Oh and the Hamilton Bulldogs are still in the Calder Cup race even though their best players were plucked away on callups and only Ryan White was eligible to return. Basically someone is doing something right?
- And the Marlies didn't even make the playoffs even though they were well in the race a few weeks ago then fell flat on their faces.
- Big time players perform in big time games. That's what Palushaj said, before he had a 4-point night (3 goals 1 assist) to bounce his team into the top. Minus missing a few games to the flu and injury, he's been HUGE for the Dogs this post-season.
- You may think it's whining, I call it vocal displeasure with some of the choice words that spewed out of the mouths of players who should have known better. If Thomas, or Recchi, had any class they would have declined to answer such questions the way Cammalleri, Gionta, even Gomez would have refused to go down that path. You as a professional have to be better than that. Especially when it's hypocritical of you to call Subban a "TRAVESTY" to the game when your own mates are throwing headshots and breaking necks. No one's career ever ended from a dive. And EVERYONE dives, including Bruins players.
- Or maybe they can all just dip their heads into the salty sea and never come back again. That would bring some piece and quiet.
- If Ben Eager is on your free agent list you are officially a moron.
- If you still don't understand Alex Auld's salary you apparently don't pay taxes. How much was Turco making by the way? Oh right 1.3 million.
- Pat from Ottawa? Perhaps you should apply to the Senators organization considering you claim to be such a fucking expert in how to draft, how to trade, and all the general organizational things that goes in to running a team.
- Yes I will be sad if Muller leaves and no his GM will not tell you the status of his employment because that's not how it works in the business. Perhaps, considering last summer they didn't want to even let him go look, they're trying to work up a plan with him? Or perhaps they will allow him to further his career as a head coach somewhere only after speaking together. It would be petty and wrong of the Canadiens organization to not allow Muller to do so. Naturally everyone would want him to further his career here. However I used to work for a company that wouldn't allow you to further your career elsewhere. We had clauses and a whole lot of loopholes to dive through. You know how that company looked? Like douchebags. Especially when there wasn't anything better within the company. You either had to take off a year of work before you could continue your new career or just be a worker bee like myself so no one really cares you've jumped ship. (Though they started blocking that when too many people were doing the same).
- And yes Martin's system is ass.
- But you know what? Randy Cunneyworth has better applied Martin's system than Martin himself! He even knows how and actually wants to apply a proper fourth line! Martin doesn't like the typical fourth liner unless they can contribute in some secret way. The way Melnick crows about it, he would absolutely love the work the Bonneau-Schultz-Masse line does. (Actually I like it more when Dumont's on it).
- And yes Melnick, Martin doesn't have a Cup. But neither does Barry Trotz. Same system, but why is he held in such high regard in your eyes? After all, Trotz was just some guy who never really played more than Major Junior. Or am I supposed to automatically respect a blowhard like McGuire because Mario Lemieux got off his ass and won a few Cups with Pittsburgh while he was their Assistant Coach?
- We can all agree that Hamr has to go while Hal "Reggie Dunlop" Gill needs to stay.
- All those questioning Cammy refusing to go to Team Canada: THE GUY HAS TWO SHOULDER INJURIES! LEAVE HIM ALONE! (Yes, two on the same shoulder). PK's healing the beatings he took. I don't even think Price was asked but he played all year so saying no is totally understandable. They have a commitment to this team first. If it was the Olympics, that would probably be a different story though...
- No Gomez will not be going to the AHL so stop dreaming. If he has another poor year, however, all bets are off though I'd sooner expect to see him traded to someone like the Islanders so they can meet the floor.
- And stop trying to will Kostitsyn out of town. Want a mea culpa on his brother? You'll be doubling it for him.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Survival Playoffs 2010: The Montreal Canadiens

What if Jaroslav Halak could play the puck properly?
For one, it would alleviate the stress on the D instead of having to come back deep every time (not that they're capable of accepting a pass from Price, mind). But when it mattered the most, hesitating to come out and fanning on it then colliding into Hamr and helplessly watching Mike Richards basically will it into a cold and lonely empty net... What if.
What if Jacques Martin weren't a stubborn old goat?
Sergei Kostitsyn would be brimming with confidence as he blasts accurate one-timers from the point on the powerplay. But you never knew that eh Coach? Funny how everyone else, including a rookie AHL coach, did. And as the powerplay went 1-for-a-zillion, and Bergeron was completely and utterly useless/overused, well... What if.
What if our team weren't so short? Last I looked Briere, Giroux, and Richards weren't over 6ft either.
There could be hundreds of "what ifs". What if this great run didn't come to such a smack in the face end? Of course there's plenty of talk of pride in how this team went through the playoffs. Never discount the pride, ever. But for a team like this, the opportunity was there for the taking. A team like this can only depend on belief, hard work, and what people call a convenient convergence of events. The perfect formula. Together with one goal in mind: the Cup. It's the reason why Mike Cammalleri never jumps into the glass whenever he scores. A subtle simple fist pump will suffice until he finds himself raising Lord Stanley over his head. While Mike Richards ran off like the goblin theif with the Prince of Wales, happier than a kid in a candy store, I think Cammy would make like Jonathan Toews and the epic look-away from the Clarence S, almost as if it would turn him to stone. (Hey I'd be happy to hold one of those myself, but some athletes are a strange animal). For Scott Gomez, any season which ends without a Stanley Cup is a bad season.
What if everyone had the spirit and determination of Brian Gionta?
The biggest bummer now? There won't be much on TV.
Is it October yet?
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Offseason Sucks: WTF trade rumour of the day...

I hate the offseason. Did I mention this before? I'm sure I did... As if last week's barfjob trade rumour du jour of Price for Luongo straight up moments after the Crapnucks got punched out of the playoffs wasn't bad enough, today's is even worse. Chew on this one: Briererer and some top prospect for Price and the rights to talk to Komo.
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrl...
Seriously, where do people come up with this crap?
When Brierererer decided to say no to Bob last time he went after him, it made Bob into a genius. Unless of course you're a Chez Nous type French Canadian... Briererer is way too expensive and not worth that price per production. Never mind the number 1 netfan complaint of the Habs already being a pack of midgets, do we need another one? We got cheaper younger ones in the pipeline. Plus we got a Briererer type: his name is Tanguay (assuming he comes back, and probably will). Only he's taller, but equally made of glass. Difference is Tango is younger by a few years and has some better jewelry.
Also since when is just chatting to Komo worth a Sbisa, or a Van Riemsdyk, or a Gauthier? And just why would would the Flyers give away any of those guys?
As for Price, unless Bob Gainey turns out to actually be Rejean Houle in a Bob Gainey suit, forget about it. And don't even bring up the crap about his dad being drafted by the Flyers. Never mind the fact WE WON'T HAVE A FUCKING GOALIE YOU IDIOTS! And if you think a Halak-Denis tandem will be ok you're smoking some sweet poutine.
Normally I avoid rumours, however the idiots on the radio think because there's nothing to do it would be cool to mention it...every...fucking...hour...
Give me October, please.
Monday, April 27, 2009
I'd like a martini, stirred not shaken
Sigh...
Well the Blues are eliminated so now I can't scream OOOOOSHIIIIIIIE while imitating various Pokemon. The Habs are eliminated, which makes me feel empty and lonely inside. The Flyers are eliminated so now I have to watch the Pens continue. And now the Bulldogs have officially been eliminated, first round exit in Game 6 where the only Dog goal was scored by...Stewart?! Too bad, I was hoping they'd go further to get Patches some playoff action. (He was injured and didn't play, which sucked for Maxwell, but Maxwell did get some goals when they needed it to even push a Game 6).
I have some things I want to write that I've been mulling over, but it needs fixing. I also want to wait until the rest of the first rounds are done to write some more about NHL hockey. Waiting for the Hawks game to start. Will Calgary pull a Game 7 out of Kipper's arse or will they crumble under the might of Versteeg? Dun dun DUN!
Stay tuned.
PS. Super Pleky is still a zombie in the IIHF. C'mon Pleky!!!
Well the Blues are eliminated so now I can't scream OOOOOSHIIIIIIIE while imitating various Pokemon. The Habs are eliminated, which makes me feel empty and lonely inside. The Flyers are eliminated so now I have to watch the Pens continue. And now the Bulldogs have officially been eliminated, first round exit in Game 6 where the only Dog goal was scored by...Stewart?! Too bad, I was hoping they'd go further to get Patches some playoff action. (He was injured and didn't play, which sucked for Maxwell, but Maxwell did get some goals when they needed it to even push a Game 6).
I have some things I want to write that I've been mulling over, but it needs fixing. I also want to wait until the rest of the first rounds are done to write some more about NHL hockey. Waiting for the Hawks game to start. Will Calgary pull a Game 7 out of Kipper's arse or will they crumble under the might of Versteeg? Dun dun DUN!
Stay tuned.
PS. Super Pleky is still a zombie in the IIHF. C'mon Pleky!!!
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