Habs 4, Perds 3 (OT): Hobbitses...

I was just getting out of the Hobbit movie when DAYJARNAY outmuscled  a guy twice his height and weight and score top shelf to save the game that Marek Mazanek gifted them in the first period. And please. Your 6'4 204lbs defensemen got outworked by little David DAYJARNAY. It wasn't a slew foot you hitting from behind pieces of shit that got Markov thrown out of the game because the ref didn't call that and he voiced his obvious displeasure to the ref as you scored on it.

Also nice dive by your own guy earlier. So shut the fuck up.

But speaking of Hobbitses... I want to talk about Mr. Useless himself: Danny Briere.

Did the Habs give you that torch to light a fire under your ass? You don't want to "peak" too soon? You're saving yourself for the playoffs? Excuse me while I question this. We had Gomez do the same shit just before you came here and he didn't bring it in the 2nd playoffs so get your fucking ass moving you useless waste of space. Louis Leblanc is sitting in Hamilton trying to score with a goon and an ECHLer on his lines (though miracles of miracles they finally put him with Andrighetto but will probably not do that ever again because that would be productive). He would at least TRY. You bring NOTHING to the table. You kill hockey plays. You make every line you're on suffer. But it's everyone else's fault right? It's the coach's fault for not removing productive players to suit your fucking needs? (Even though he already fucked up with our best line and now totally killed Eller into the new Plekanec just to fix the other Hobbit, who at the very least is actually finally doing something). Frankly you can take your mush brain and your lazy play and your torch and SHOVE IT. Retire. Go away. Go back to Philly to see your family. And leave us alone.

And you can take your media hack friends with you.

Also get off the main Habs page. I'm ashamed you were given that torch.

Happy Festivus.

Habs 1, Perds 2: EMBEZZLEMENT

Tonight's officiating crew.

The truth is out. And people called us paranoid. People called us ridiculous. Well, where are those people now?!

- Seriously. PK skates down the ice with Nystrom on his back who finally pulls him down and the ref calls a hold and dive.
- Instead of "embellishment" (which was ass over fuck you crazy), the ref calls it "embezzlement".
- Freudian slip! Check his ProLine!
- Perds went nuts when they scored a goal that basically bounced off Prust and Gorges on the end of a 5-on-3.
- I was sure they were going to call another penalty on PK for "skating with the puck", or "attempting to cause offense", or "existing".
- Shooting the puck over the glass like a boss. The ghost of Roman Hamrlik has come to haunt us.
- Gorges gets a blindside hit to the head, no call. Briere gets a leaping hit to his head without the puck, no call. Not even interference. But Tinordi be damned if he battles on the boards with someone!
- The 18-year-old Seth Jones is trusted more by his coach in all situations than 24-year-old NORRIS TROPHY WINNER PK Subban is by his own coach. Think about that for a second or five.
- Gaustad still goes after smaller guys, pisses his pants when Tinordi comes to say hi.
- Markov forgot how can haz hold blue line.
- Half the team looked like they were stickhandling with telephone poles. Which caused Jones' goal to happen, Moen.
- Rinne nearly did a Bernier.
- The only players that showed up really were Price and the Eller line. Guess who scored for the Habs? The Eller line. Twice.
- Except the ref at the goal pointing at the net calling the second one a goal was overturned by 3 guys at the other end of the ice. And apparently the call on the ice stands, just not on this ice.
- Price continues his trend of posting ridiculous save percentages against the Perds and losing.
- This team doesn't know what to do when forechecked. Especially Diaz.
- They pull Price for the extra man, but considering how shitty the power play was all game I don't know why they even bothered.
- Also they broke the rounded glass. I thought for certain they'd make 25 seconds into another 5 minutes...
- I guess we can play with broken glass now.
- Shockingly didn't give up the empty netter no matter how hard they tried.

Considering how shitty Briere was playing, I wanted Leblanc up in his spot for various reasons. One, he's actually playing as a winger. Two, Lefebvre is once again wasting our time and sabotaging his by putting him with a grinder and a facepuncher. And three, he can probably skate more, do more, want more than what Briere is showing us. That said they probably won't even call him up. They'll probably call up Dumont for whatever reason. With Briere and Prust probably out now, maybe they'll call both...

Also can we please just keep Brolieu up? That 2nd powerplay unit is SHIT.