Showing posts with label I am the Walrus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I am the Walrus. Show all posts

Sunday, January 5, 2014

Habs 3, Sens 4 (OT): Bat in your belfry

"The Dark Knight Rises" is the headline I get on my phone, as Brière's fills in for an injured Ryan White. And I quote, "After a two-game exodus, Daniel Brière proved that he was the hero this city deserves."

Keep spinning, spin doctors. They still lost the game.

At the very least it maybe slightly increased his trade value.

Also there was a bat in the Bell Centre, which is better than TD Bank Garden's flies.

Friday, May 3, 2013

Habs 3, Senaturds 1: For Eller

It made me happy to see them win this game in the manner they did. Hard fought, shot blocking, sacrifice and heart, the way they didn't play the night before. It does not alleviate what happened to Eller. Two games for Gryba is fine and dandy, but Eller is still gone. The feeling made worse by the onslaught of stupidity from the hockey world who just a day earlier were out with the pitchforks after Ference for his usual headshot to Grabovski. Not to mention those attempting to deflect to the "where's the outrage over what Brown did/missed" crap. You know what? How about you ask the Blues fan to fuel the outrage. We'll take care of our own, thanks.

Also all those players did not fall face first unconscious into a pool of their own blood. So shut the fuck up.

And the Habs lost more bodies. As we figured, Gionta was injured. Pacioretty got injured. Tonight Bourque smacked into Armstrong and got up slowly, blinking. It's bad enough to lose all those top players, taking each other out is not what we need.

But then Ryan White went into BAMF mode and kicked everyone's ass. Oh and some crap goalie no one likes was out of his mind. Who needs teeth, eh?

I'm gonna just leave this here, you bug-eyed fat walrus.


Next home game: Ottawa. See you Sunday, you whiny bitches.

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Habs 2, Sens 1: Little help from not-friends

Sens coach Paul MacLean is not pleased.

The NHL is a joke league with bush league officiating.

From calling "boarding" on Gorges as he went for an icing and got there first and got hit, to the "diving" penalty call on Cube when he had the fucking stick between his legs, to the "goalie interference" call on Silfverberg that recalled what should have been the game tying goal... Hell even Price was shocked that was called back.

You're one year too late in repaying us for all the shit you pulled last season, refs.

Brian Pochmara has outdone Chris Lee
- CBC now has Karlsson Cam! Oh and there was a game going on somewhere behind that.
- Guimauve had the "flu".
- Meanwhile, Pacioretty had his appendix removed through his navel and the only thing that pissed him off about it was that it gave him an outie. (Yes, the less invasive surgery takes less time to heal from. It's not like they sliced him open and stapled him back together).
- Welcome back assist too!
- Erik Cole backhander! PK has two assists now.
- If the Habs would stop shooting for the moon, it wouldn't have been this close...
- And Bourque borked the post.
- Chris Neil needs a punch to the face. Or a puck. I don't really care.
- And in the department of bad reffing, there's bad offsides! The Sens had three non-call GROSSLY offside attacks, while the Habs were called back on one that was onside. And Pleky was going to kill that linesman.
- Also probably the same douche who keeps throwing him out of the faceoff circle.
- I daresay we may finally have a coach who can talk to the refs about their shit officiating.
- Ref even gets in the way of breakaways.
- I name thee Galchenkov.
- Watching Prust kill the clock near the end there was great.
- Could have used a few curlers to get that empty net. Damn you friction!
- PJ Stock: "The small guys are able to make themselves small". WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
- Kevin Weekes was attempting to explain things to PJ Stock. Next time I suggest bringing crayons. Maybe puppets. Lego would work too.
- Can't believe CBC gave Karlsson one of the 3 stars. He had no points and was a -1. Maybe it was for the 5 montages they made for him.
- Glad I didn't watch this on Sportsnet with the condescending Denis Potvin whine. It's not a fine vintage.

Habs have an insane record on Super Bowl weekend. Right now, looks like the Harbaugh with the Habs gloves on is winning.

(Note: He won).