This is the way the world ends.
Not with a bang, but a whimper.
Heal up.
Suit up.
Eat up.
Cowboy Up.
And remember, LEAFS SUCK.
(Also remember, Habs lasted longer than the Canucks).
Thursday, May 9, 2013
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
Habs 2, Sens 3 (OT): MONSOOOOON
They had the game in the bag despite the usual Tim Peel shitshow. While I didn't think the Zibanenoonepronouncesyournamerightanywayjad's goal was enough to be called kicked in, there was a guy in the crease who interfered too much with Price to get him set back to save his team from an end of period of fail and that's probably where he was hurt. I saw enough of a tug in the wrong direction to think it was a problem, and when he moved on the final save he probably aggravated it.
Don't look now but Gonchar and Karlsson are still going for those two "icing" calls. The rest of the team are all back in the dressing room.
Oh and right now, Bourque, Pleky and Ryder should feel like high holy SHIT for floating around that empty net and even allowing that final sequence happen. Especially now that Price is injured.
And you can't really blame Budaj. The guys in front of him were just standing around. In OT. NOT THE BEST PLAN.
I also have to question once again Therrien's bench management. The only reason that maybe kicked-in goal happened was because he had the wrong people on. Halpern should have been there to backup Desharnais on the faceoff. Instead Gallagher was forced to take it and lost (duh). Also Galchenyuk scores and got benched for it.
Well, it's gonna be FANTASTIC when they end the series here at home. May as well. Now with Prust and Price hurt. They've tried hard enough. These playoffs were gravy after a 15th place finish in a transition year where they somehow managed to fight to first. It'll make them better.
Unless of course Therrien still benches Galchenyuk after he scores and doesn't let PK play the PK next season...
To make myself feel better, I'll laugh at the Canucks. At least we won a fucking game DESPITE the injuries. Last I looked, Canucks are quite healthy, just...mostly invisible.
If you don't like watching the Canucks fail at life, he's a cute photo of Toaster and his new toy to make you happy.
Don't look now but Gonchar and Karlsson are still going for those two "icing" calls. The rest of the team are all back in the dressing room.
Oh and right now, Bourque, Pleky and Ryder should feel like high holy SHIT for floating around that empty net and even allowing that final sequence happen. Especially now that Price is injured.
And you can't really blame Budaj. The guys in front of him were just standing around. In OT. NOT THE BEST PLAN.
I also have to question once again Therrien's bench management. The only reason that maybe kicked-in goal happened was because he had the wrong people on. Halpern should have been there to backup Desharnais on the faceoff. Instead Gallagher was forced to take it and lost (duh). Also Galchenyuk scores and got benched for it.
Well, it's gonna be FANTASTIC when they end the series here at home. May as well. Now with Prust and Price hurt. They've tried hard enough. These playoffs were gravy after a 15th place finish in a transition year where they somehow managed to fight to first. It'll make them better.
Unless of course Therrien still benches Galchenyuk after he scores and doesn't let PK play the PK next season...
To make myself feel better, I'll laugh at the Canucks. At least we won a fucking game DESPITE the injuries. Last I looked, Canucks are quite healthy, just...mostly invisible.
If you don't like watching the Canucks fail at life, he's a cute photo of Toaster and his new toy to make you happy.
Sunday, May 5, 2013
Habs 1, Sens 6: Extreme Shitshow
I guess we know now where all those 600 Halloween costumes went.
What a fucking waste of a boring Sunday evening... And it all started when a crosscheck to PK's head went uncalled. You completely lost this game to the point of ridiculous, refs. Especially when after Pageau scored, you gave them half a 4 minute powerplay AFTER they complained about it even though no arm went up before or after the goal. Never saw a call after a replay in my life. In the end, no one gave a fuck what you called or kept calling. Absolute jokes.
Coupled with the Habs playing like god awful shit. Other than Price, and Gionta WHO'S FUCKING INJURED, all shit. Like don't even bother coming if you're going to play like that. In particular, what's the point of you, Pacioretty, if you're playing like the same crap before you got hurt, Mr. Excited For My First Playoff Series. You want an example of someone playing excited in their first playoffs? See Gallagher. And what's the point of Markov if he's constantly doing the wrong thing, constantly putting PK in a bad spot, to the point of where we have to draft PK's OTHER brother to cover for him? Don't even get me started about Desharnais...thought I'm not exactly sure if he's playing, if you know what I mean.
It's play like this where you see how big the hole losing Eller created. And a couple of them might be suspended now. Good for them. Play the Black Fucking Aces.
What's up with the media from other teams chiming in with their peanut gallery shit anyway? They're not even covering the game!
What a fucking waste of a boring Sunday evening... And it all started when a crosscheck to PK's head went uncalled. You completely lost this game to the point of ridiculous, refs. Especially when after Pageau scored, you gave them half a 4 minute powerplay AFTER they complained about it even though no arm went up before or after the goal. Never saw a call after a replay in my life. In the end, no one gave a fuck what you called or kept calling. Absolute jokes.
Coupled with the Habs playing like god awful shit. Other than Price, and Gionta WHO'S FUCKING INJURED, all shit. Like don't even bother coming if you're going to play like that. In particular, what's the point of you, Pacioretty, if you're playing like the same crap before you got hurt, Mr. Excited For My First Playoff Series. You want an example of someone playing excited in their first playoffs? See Gallagher. And what's the point of Markov if he's constantly doing the wrong thing, constantly putting PK in a bad spot, to the point of where we have to draft PK's OTHER brother to cover for him? Don't even get me started about Desharnais...thought I'm not exactly sure if he's playing, if you know what I mean.
It's play like this where you see how big the hole losing Eller created. And a couple of them might be suspended now. Good for them. Play the Black Fucking Aces.
What's up with the media from other teams chiming in with their peanut gallery shit anyway? They're not even covering the game!
Friday, May 3, 2013
Habs 3, Senaturds 1: For Eller
It made me happy to see them win this game in the manner they did. Hard fought, shot blocking, sacrifice and heart, the way they didn't play the night before. It does not alleviate what happened to Eller. Two games for Gryba is fine and dandy, but Eller is still gone. The feeling made worse by the onslaught of stupidity from the hockey world who just a day earlier were out with the pitchforks after Ference for his usual headshot to Grabovski. Not to mention those attempting to deflect to the "where's the outrage over what Brown did/missed" crap. You know what? How about you ask the Blues fan to fuel the outrage. We'll take care of our own, thanks.
Also all those players did not fall face first unconscious into a pool of their own blood. So shut the fuck up.
And the Habs lost more bodies. As we figured, Gionta was injured. Pacioretty got injured. Tonight Bourque smacked into Armstrong and got up slowly, blinking. It's bad enough to lose all those top players, taking each other out is not what we need.
But then Ryan White went into BAMF mode and kicked everyone's ass. Oh and some crap goalie no one likes was out of his mind. Who needs teeth, eh?
I'm gonna just leave this here, you bug-eyed fat walrus.
Next home game: Ottawa. See you Sunday, you whiny bitches.
Also all those players did not fall face first unconscious into a pool of their own blood. So shut the fuck up.
And the Habs lost more bodies. As we figured, Gionta was injured. Pacioretty got injured. Tonight Bourque smacked into Armstrong and got up slowly, blinking. It's bad enough to lose all those top players, taking each other out is not what we need.
But then Ryan White went into BAMF mode and kicked everyone's ass. Oh and some crap goalie no one likes was out of his mind. Who needs teeth, eh?
I'm gonna just leave this here, you bug-eyed fat walrus.
Next home game: Ottawa. See you Sunday, you whiny bitches.
Thursday, May 2, 2013
Habs 2, Sens 4: Fuck this shit
Your garbage player took out our best centerman in Lars Eller with a hit that rivals Raffi Torres on Hossa, and that's it. We have no one who can replace him. Essentially fucked completely.
We have DD in a fucking DAZE continuously being useless. We have Plekanec doing fuck all. We have a fourth line that tries real hard but doesn't even compare to what Eller brings. Add that to the perimeter crap they play instead of crash crash crash (looking at you, Patches). We have Ryder somewhere in space. Diaz sucking ass. Until his backhander (and after) Bourque whiffing on A-grade chances. Gorges blocking shit and perhaps needs to remember how they actually won that 2010 series. We had a 5-on-3 that produced NOTHING. We had more flubbed passes and turnovers than a drunk in a grocery store.
But by all means, focus on goaltending. Goaltending who gave up one "weak" goal that also went right through Gorges who may as well not have been there 'cause his little how-you-do proposal block did fuck all. Fucking idiots.
NO ELLER = BIG PROBLEMS. It'll be a miracle... It'll take some dirt. If Galchenyuk can fill that hole? Well, it's a lot to ask of a just-turned-20 year old in his first season in his first playoff after playing zero games last year. It's like when Koivu got his eye taken out. But if I see another game of perimeter hockey, I'm closing shop for the summer. See you tomorrow, fuckers.
And if Gryba isn't suspended burn the NHL head office down. With a burning cop car.
Pacioretty. Geoffrion. Eller. Added to the list. I'm thinking I'm about done with this sport, honestly.
We have DD in a fucking DAZE continuously being useless. We have Plekanec doing fuck all. We have a fourth line that tries real hard but doesn't even compare to what Eller brings. Add that to the perimeter crap they play instead of crash crash crash (looking at you, Patches). We have Ryder somewhere in space. Diaz sucking ass. Until his backhander (and after) Bourque whiffing on A-grade chances. Gorges blocking shit and perhaps needs to remember how they actually won that 2010 series. We had a 5-on-3 that produced NOTHING. We had more flubbed passes and turnovers than a drunk in a grocery store.
But by all means, focus on goaltending. Goaltending who gave up one "weak" goal that also went right through Gorges who may as well not have been there 'cause his little how-you-do proposal block did fuck all. Fucking idiots.
NO ELLER = BIG PROBLEMS. It'll be a miracle... It'll take some dirt. If Galchenyuk can fill that hole? Well, it's a lot to ask of a just-turned-20 year old in his first season in his first playoff after playing zero games last year. It's like when Koivu got his eye taken out. But if I see another game of perimeter hockey, I'm closing shop for the summer. See you tomorrow, fuckers.
And if Gryba isn't suspended burn the NHL head office down. With a burning cop car.
Pacioretty. Geoffrion. Eller. Added to the list. I'm thinking I'm about done with this sport, honestly.
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