Not bad for a last minute off the rack ensemble.Moores should get him to model for them.
Event 1: Fastest Skater
- Letang wins his backwards by a hair even with tripping over Cam Ward.
- Mike Grabner vs Taylor Hall. Thankfully Grabs wins ('cause he's less douchey).
- Goalie skate! I've seen Timmy sprint from the net when the Bruins lose in OT, and he's pretty quick. This time he flops behind the net like he usually does when he goes wandering.
- Kesler's 14.786 vs St. Louis' 14.763 BUT Kesler's 6'2" vs St. Louis's 5'8" (with skates on).
- Green's fat ass makes him the slowest skater not wearing 40lbs of gear and flat skates.
- Marc Staal looks like he just doesn't care...
The finals: Grabner vs Hall
If you remember, Patches clocked in at 14.26. Mike Grabner beats him by .03 but how many ribs does he have busted?
Highlight of the night.
Event 2 - Breakaway Challenge
Hilarious that the NHL won't let Jim Balsillie have a team but the Blackberry can totally sponsor an ASG event no problem!
- PK switches jerseys with Skinner, earns him instant love and bonus points. Also a strange group of under-18 girls start following him around.
- PK has to watch out...that creativity could earn him some time in the pressbox!
- Perry does the Lacross Magic Wand.
- Dadonov has no idea what he's doing here but Florida had to send someone.
- Kopitar has no imagination, just copied Perry.
- Ovie tries for some curling/ringette then top shelf.
- Eriksson does a double lap spinorama.
- Fleury and Price played their part and were funny while being good sports. Jumping jacks from Fleury. Price was giggling. Bet he was chirping. No poses though...
Who needs a hat, flag, and sunglasses when you got THIS on!Winners: 1. Ovie 2. Subban 3. Eriksson
Event 3: Accuracy Shooting
- Kesler had his lemon bars. Beats Richards.
- Couture/Stepan photo finish, but Couture hit all the targets.
- Sharp and Toews go head-to-head. Sharp wins but Toews started late 'cause he didn't hear the whistle and was still taking practice passes. AngryToews gets a rematch and wins. Sharpie wants a rematch.
- Nash vs Mr. Irrelevant was all fail but Nash wins. Brian Burke called a press conference.
- 20cent beats Eric Stall and the crowd boos. Shouldn't have chanted "Let's go Cane(s)" 'cause Kane thought they were cheering for him.
- It's all meat and potatoes until Daniel Sedin takes on Havlat. GingerTwin goes 4-for-4, Havlat didn't even hit any.
Final: Daniel Sedin vs Pat Kane
- Kane gives Toews a flip cam and asks him to film it, but has to get Taylor Hall to show him how to use it. I wonder if he was actually filming... No contest though, Sedin wins with another 4-for-4.
Half-Time Break: Team Cardboard leads Team Wood Log 18-6.
Event 4: Skills Challenge Relay
This one was a little weird... It looked like what the rookies do at the Habs Development Camps. Both teams go twice with one-timers from lefties and righties. Most of the time was spent on the mini-nets, especially on the saucer pass. Tyler Ennis mystified the crowd with the puck control through the Gatorade bottles. I think Kris Letang hit the ground bar on his one-timers about 500 times... AngryToews stayed angry and blitzed the targets. I think that was Team Wood Log's saving grace.
Event 5: Hardest Shot
It's all about Weber vs Chara. The rest are just there to fill time. Though you gotta laugh at Rick Nash's lame effort. Ovie's attempt was just a comedy of errors. Then he broke his stick and stole Kris Letang's. Only Byfuglien and Stamkos tickled the big guns.
Chara breaks the record and keeps his title at 105.9
Event 6: Elimination Shootout
- Byfuglien shows the most unimpressive move pays off.
- Price ROBS Kessel, Brian Burke calls another press conference while Nick Kypreos writes up another article on how the Leafs are being disrespected.
- PK goes to round two! But lost control with "his move" and just runs into Fleury.
- The Magical Spearing Midget might have gotten him the first time, but Price eliminates him the 2nd time. Also pisses off his annoying kid.
- I wonder if Hiller allowed Perry just 'cause.
- Ottawa might suck but Karlsson gave them the 2nd round.
- Richards tumbles over the Swedish Pokecheck and 30 GMs hold their breath as he hits the boards.
- Rick Nash, woah. And an 88mpg ACCURATE muffin.
- St. Louis with the disrespectful backhand.
- Kane with the slowest 5-hole on Five Hole Ward.
- Shattenkirk has a nasty bald spot for a 22-year old.
- Corey Perry wins 'cause St. Louis ran out of original moves.
Goals on Timmy T made better with sound effects.Team Cardboard wins 33 to 22. That's one Sedin over the other.