Habs 2, BJs 3 (SO): Did better than my prediction...

...because I told my brother that they'd get shutout. By Curtis Sanford.

I don't know what Martin was thinking this whole game because nothing makes sense anymore. For one, Louis Leblanc played a little under 5 minutes. And in those 5 minutes he had 1 shot and 1 hit. Considering the Habs barely had 10 shots on net by the 3rd period? Would it hurt to play him? And Pacioretty wasn't on the powerplay. I agree with putting AK46 there, but do you remove your LEADING GOAL SCORER?! It's hockey not rocket science.

Terribly flat against the crap of the West in one week? Wunderbar. The fact they even got a point was miraculous.

Enough of that shit. Let's talk about something happy.

Alexei Emelin had 9 hits, 2 shots, assisted with his first NHL point on the game tying goal and played 22 minutes. He got hit with a high stick and the ref ignored it so what did he do? Waited for his shot, saw the puck, and SLAMMED the guy into the boards harder.

So tell me... Are Emelin 74 shirts available at the shop yet?

Survivor Playoffs 2010: The Detroit Red Wings

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!

Yea. I don't like the Red Wings. Therefore I will plan a parade for their elimination. Well, a parade in my mind.

And this year, nothing would have pissed me off more than to see that fucking joke Bertuzzi raise the Cup over his head and kiss it.

Petty? Maybe. But you're the ones that signed that idiot.