Habs 2, BJs 3 (SO): Did better than my prediction...

...because I told my brother that they'd get shutout. By Curtis Sanford.

I don't know what Martin was thinking this whole game because nothing makes sense anymore. For one, Louis Leblanc played a little under 5 minutes. And in those 5 minutes he had 1 shot and 1 hit. Considering the Habs barely had 10 shots on net by the 3rd period? Would it hurt to play him? And Pacioretty wasn't on the powerplay. I agree with putting AK46 there, but do you remove your LEADING GOAL SCORER?! It's hockey not rocket science.

Terribly flat against the crap of the West in one week? Wunderbar. The fact they even got a point was miraculous.

Enough of that shit. Let's talk about something happy.

Alexei Emelin had 9 hits, 2 shots, assisted with his first NHL point on the game tying goal and played 22 minutes. He got hit with a high stick and the ref ignored it so what did he do? Waited for his shot, saw the puck, and SLAMMED the guy into the boards harder.

So tell me... Are Emelin 74 shirts available at the shop yet?

Habs 0, Bruins 1: Idiots

So let's talk about that powerplay...

Remember last game I said how Pleky scoring on the point would only mean he'll remain there until I lose all my marbles? Well doing fuck all on a 4 minute powerplay wasn't enough of a sign, how about with a 6-on-4...and the point is Weber and *drumroll* Pleky.

Never mind this was PK Subban's 100th game.

Never mind LOADING up on Weber and PK would give you two awesome shots.

Never mind that PK absolutely LIVES for these moments.

Was it that long ago? No. It was only last fucking year that this happened:

SO WHY CAN'T YOU GET IT THROUGH YOUR MORON COACH HEADS!!!?

As for the rest of you, when you follow Erik Cole put your fucking sticks on the fucking ice and be ready for rebounds. Unbelievable how slow their brains looked tonight.

- Great game by Emelin, who ran over anything that came near him.
- Great game by Cole, who was pissed off at the lack of offensive support he saw around him.
- Good game by Gomez save for his weakass backcheck on that one goal. (Delayed penalty for what I have no idea).
- Didn't stop L'Antichambre from opening with their new "Bash Gomez Intro" while comparing his game to...Crosby?!
- Price just sighs and goes about his job wondering if this team will ever be consistently trying to win.
- Cammy played like a wet noodle and shot the puck like one too. Fawn over Timmeh all you want, I could make those saves...
- I swear I saw Gio yawn, and then Chara yawned right after. That kind of game.
- There was a fight in the stands by the bench that had more emotion than these two teams did. I wonder if it was an angry fan trying to get at Martin for NOT PUTTING PK (or Cole for that matter) ON A 6-ON-4 TO MAYBE GET AN IMPORTANT POINT. Or maybe it was Dickie Moore.

Wake up, Habs. In your next game, Carolina actually plays good at home. Fuck around for 60 minutes and consistently play like this and you don't deserve to make the playoffs. (But I'll be happy to hear you take Grigorenko in the draft). I think the only bright side is Crosby's return and a zillion points in one game will cover up the Habs nicely.

I'm going to dive back into Skyward Sword now. After I happily devour a red velvet cupcake. Comfort food...

Habs 1, Panthers 2: I don't know whether to laugh or cry

I want to say a lot, but I have pie. It's really just comical right now.

1 - They fixed the messy defence somewhat. Boxing out was the best it's been since that time in Winnipeg.

2 - Still allowed a guy to walk out in front of their goalie and score. Though honestly, that was a real stinker of a goal. I can take the top-corner snipe by actual snipers. I hate dribblers that walk through the legs and saunter casually across the line.

3 - Positives such as no "too many men" penalties don't cut it right now.

4 - Lars Eller needs to be cloned. Fans were booing when his line was called off on a line change as they headed to the offensive zone.

5 - The circus had a special guest appearance by Greg Kimmerly and Tim Peel, both blowing the play dead on loose pucks that became refused goals (and a Travis Moen goal at that). Seriously. And don't get me started on the kicked stick.

6 - With Budaj scaring the shit out of us every time the puck came near him, and gone for a swim in the corner while the Panthers missed and very wide open net, he got the 2nd star over Eller-Moen-AK46 who have pretty much put the team on their shoulders.

7 - Erik Cole scored a goal. On the powerplay. Parked in front of the net. Of a Diazling shot that bounced off Patches and then off his flamingo leg. Initially credited to Patches, changed in the 2nd. No one told him of this goal change. He was rather unhappy about that.

8 - Also how about that research, Jacques?

9 - Any team with PK Subban on it deserves a better coach. RELEASE THE PK!

10 - I said if the Habs lose this game, Florida better leave town with Martin in their luggage. They left the bag behind.

Seriously, what have you idiots done to this franchise when a guy doesn't even know he scored his first goal? The other day Eller didn't know the Leafs switched goalies. Is the WiFi that shitty?

Patches might have a broken wrist. And that pisses me off not just because it's Patches and losing him is gonna kill the team even more, but because it's another fucking excuse for Martin to use.

And how long are we going to wait for this ship to not only sink but burn up in the Earth's core? New Jersey waited too long, but they had a good excuse in that MacLean was new and did good work for their organization. Martin has been here sucking our souls and our players souls into oblivion. And what's the point of getting a Nail Yakupov, who's name sends every OHL team city quivering with fear, if Martin's stupid system is going to ruin the kid. REMOVE THE HEAD! DESTROY THE BRAIN!