ATTENTION EVERYONE part 2!

CAREY PRICE FOREVER! Well, OK, six more years. But in hockey terms that's forever. Proceed to triple low five the person next to you. Hey pro goalie dudes, explain to us what Carey Price is please.

Price is one of the best damn goalies in the universe. You guys want me to explain the "CP31 Speed Bubble" I always talk about? I'm bored. The CP31 Speed Bubble is a trait that only he displays. It's a mental awareness in which he moves at his own speed and his own pace regardless of the speed or the pace of the play around him. Regardless of what happens around him, he always moves and flows at HIS pace. So there you go. Price lives in a speed bubble, and this is why he looks so even-keeled, moves so effortlessly. He's almost always unfazed.

Fans often get disgruntled because he'll look passive or "lazy" at times, but that comes with the territory of the CP31 Speed Bubble. Deal. Price reads and processes plays with calm precision, moves similarly. So positionally structured & economical, he could play until he's 45. -- Justin Goldman (the Goalie Guild)

Translation: Price is the goalie equivalent of the Matrix, and WE GOT HIM! So fuck off the reservation, McGuire.

What else did GMMB get us? Some familiar faces and some better bottom-six rugged dudes to make life a little more comfy for the top-six guys.

Who's back?
- Travis TOUCHDOWN Moen for four more years!
- Alexei Emelin for two more years! BOOM!
- Brendon Nash for another year! Now don't get destroyed in fucking training camp again please.
- Petteri Nokelainen for another year! But there's a big chance he gets waived early. Again.
- Michael Blunden is back even though he didn't get the qualifying offer.
- Cedric the Entertainer Desjardins is back for Hamilton after, well, realizing our other goalies still kind of suck.
- FrankieBou is back! Proving that he does indeed have a life clause that stipulates he can only play with either the Habs or the Preds.

Who's new?
- Brandon Prust for four years! Will help block the shots with Gorges.
- Colby "Closet Habs Fan" Armstrong for a year! And he's still getting paid by the Leafs so BONUS!

You can stop dreaming about Jagr. Either he signs for a reasonable price already or he stops using Montreal as leverage for other deals. Anyway, the dude is 40. I doubt he wants to really play for this team...

Game 4 - Desperation Time

Fuck the media and their made-up crap. Fuck the ignorant fans that gave up on you. Just play your hearts out, boys. Win, and you play another game. Lose, and you start planning your summer training programs. Either way, GO HABS GO!

Dayenu! Habs 4 Booins 5 (OT)

How thankful must we be to God, the All-Present, for all the good He did for us.

Had He brought us out from Boston and not executed judgment against the Bruins,
DAYENU!
Had He executed judgment against the Bruins and not done justice to the likes of Lucic,
DAYENU!
Had He done justice to Lucic, and not slain our power play with Schneider and Weber,
DAYENU!
Had He slain our power play with Schneider and Weber and not given us an awakened 2nd line,
DAYENU!
Had He given us an awakened 2nd line and not divided the defensemen for D'Agostini,
DAYENU!
Had He divided the defensemen for D'Agostini and not given him two goals,
DAYENU!
Had He given D'Agostini two goals and not drowned a fantastic Price behind a horrible defense,
DAYENU!
Had He drowned a fantastic Price behind a horrible defense and not helped through a fiesty 40 minutes of back and forth play,
DAYENU!
Had He helped through a fiesty 40 minutes and not fed Kovy the puck,
DAYENU!
Had He fed Kovy the puck and not have Dandy take a delay of game when ahead,
DAYENU!
Had He have Dandy take a delay of game when ahead and not brought us to overtime,
DAYENU!
Had He brought us to overtime, and not given us the point we needed,
DAYENU!
Had He given us the point and not brought us into the playoffs,
DAYENU!
Had He brought us into the playoffs and not have to face such adversity this whole season,
DAYENU!

How much more so do we have to be thankful for the manifold and unbounded blessings of the All-Present God:

That he brought us out of Boston,
And executed judgment against the Bruins,
And did justice to Lucic,
And did not slay our power play with Schneider and Weber,
And gave us an awakened 2nd line,
And divided the defense for D'Agostini,
And gave him two goals,
And drowned a fantastic Price behind a horrible defense (fix it Bob),
And helped us through 40 fiesty minutes of back and forth play,
And fed Kovy the puck,
And gave Dandy a delay of game,
And brought us into overtime,
And gave us the point we needed,
And brought us to the playoffs
where the accumulation of hard work in the face of adversity finally pays off.

DA DAYENU! DA DAYENU! DA DAYENU! DAYENU DAYENU!

It's Habs Passover, and we're skating to the first round baby!