Habs 1, Whalercanes 2 (SO): Staal-ed

Everyone wants to tank. But really, I HATE ERIC STAAL. And I hate it that he scored the only goal in the shootout after Jokinen missed on his usual move, and after Cole hit the post.

ANNOYING. Go find some eyebrows, Staal.

Anyway, no matter where they end up in the draft I don't see Galchenyuk going 1st or 2nd so there's a pretty good chance Habs will be able to get him. He's a big center. He looked good after coming back from his injury. I like him because he has that Erik Cole net drive. And we can always use more Erik Coles.

Hey Blake "BamBam" Geoffrion scored on a wicked wraparound. And Gabriel Dumont knocked a guy into the Pierre McGuire Area. Actually his line (with Staubitz and Palushaj) were pretty wonderful. They could have had at least 3 goals if they had more ability to do so. But anyway, I love Dumont. Maybe next season he can stay and Bourque can go to Hamilton...

Toaster is stuck. But comfy.

Habs 3, Whalercanes 5: Drinking game

DRINK! Every time the Habs had a golden opportunity to easily shoot the puck into an empty net but failed to do so.

DRINK! Every time Kaberle fucks up the powerplay and causes a shorthanded goal against because he couldn't be arsed to take the body, let alone hold the puck in at the blue line.

DRINK! Every time someone gets super cute, already dances around a sprawled out player and elects not to shoot after the mass confusion already opened up a lane.

DRINK! Every time you get the urge to kill Kaberle with that mini-stick of his. Wait. Don't drink for that one. Just do it.

DRINK! Every time they pull Price for the extra man and then subsequently allow the other team to score. (All this after PK did a huge play to prevent it, allowing his teammates a golden opportunity to score a tying goal, and watch them absolutely flub the chance).

Result: Alcohol poisoning.

Yea not the best time to start playing like you're drunk, Habs. Now I'll have to listen to the "HAW TOLD YOU SO" calls from Tank Nation. Of course, who expects to win a game playing only 6 minutes? I did like their bite though. Angry Habs. Rawr!

Though not all bad... How awesome was that Erik Cole goal? Made even more awesome with sound effects and an awesome celebration. (Also I think that was his first goal against them finally).

Meanwhile, Tuomo Ruutu got injured and 30 GMs just yelled "FUCK!" in unison.

Over-under on Eric Staal being suspended for his blatant douchey elbow to the back of Pleky's head? How about "not fucking likely, superstar"?

Oh look, Schnauzer puppy!