Only the Habs can make a Kovalchuk-less Thrashers look like Stanley Cup contenders. And if the D weren't snorting coke on the bench between shifts maybe, just maybe, THAT SAME FUCKING LONE THRASHERS JUST WALKING IN FOR A FREE GOAL WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED FOUR TIMES!
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- RDS wonderstats of the night: Jaro and Price have the same save percentage except for the fact that Jaro has more goals against. This stat is brought to you by our shit crap defence.
- Games like this are why Price got the Molson Cup for this month. Only good goalie in the NHL who has no team to help him, shoulders all the garbage, keeps his head up and soldiers on. Vokoun would have called them all out by now. Oh wait, he did. (And it helped for one game, then the Panthers went back to sucking).
- Welcome to the NHL Mathieu Carle. Now don't catch whatever Bergeron has. Oh, nevermind.
- Bergeron, you're fired.
- Price doesn't trust his defence. I don't trust his defence. Why am I scared shitless whenever Peverley walks over the blue line?
- Don't think too hard on taking a shot on net, Pavelec will save it. We're the Men Who Stare at Pucks.
- And when the puck looks like it's fluttering like a butterfly... Yea, you're not convincing me you're trying to score here.
- Price probably aged 20 years during this game.
- The Habs played like the Thrashers from two weeks ago...while the Thrashers played like the Habs from two weeks ago.
- Stop me if you've heard this one before: Little on the side of the net gets a goal off his skate whilst unaccosted, Kubina standing by the side of the net for what seemed like five hours simply slides it in on the powerplay, Colby Douchebag dances right in while everyone is mesmerized by Afinogenov and scores...
- Don't even get me started on all the other point blank range goals he saved, including the one off his head.
- And then he got overwhelmed. Thrashers were just swarming around his net, while the Habs were being lovely pylons. Every time they were in the zone it was a scoring opportunity. Completely opposite to the very protected Pavelec.
- Only one he was at fault on was that bizarro knuckleball one from the blue line. Then again, Cammy made no effort to even try to block it despite standing with the guy for a minute. What was that about playing better in front of Price, Cammy?
- Wow to the Pleky goal.
- Can someone not named Pacioretty hit someone?
- Lapierre was playing? Could have fooled me.
- People with the name Plekanec, Gionta, and Cammalleri may have a drink. The rest of you get tap water. Goalie gets two drinks.
- Power play goes where?
- Of all the shots on net, Price's from 190 feet away actually made it more and looked more dangerous than whatever they were shooting from the blue line.
- Andrei, I'm not convinced you're angry enough.
- Lightly tapping a puck towards the boards does not clear the zone.
- Benoit Brunet needs a slap across the head with a large, heavy, preferably metallic mallet.
- If Martin plays Jaro in Boston Thursday, he better put Price on the first line.
If I were coach, I'd force them to wear this tomorrow.Question 1: Are the players playing scared because Martin goes on his swearing tirades in practice, or are they all just secretly injured like Gill was for 3 weeks?
Question 2: Nothing is going for Andrei, even when he's hit and revenge hits, has the puck, and shoots on net. So what do you do now?
Question 3: Is it possible to have brain damage and not realize it?
2 comments:
To all your comments about Price, I say, Amen. The one off the head was a beauty, wasn't it? And yeah, the whole defense should have to wear those t-shirts.
Someone get me Patrice Brisebois...
It's sad but Breezer is better than MAB... Red Fisher says Price looks like he's got a black cloud over his head. I say "duh?" to that... I'm amazed at his patience though. I think I would have had an anxiety attack by now.
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