The Montreal Canadiens Drinking Game: Washington Edition

That man is a Habs fan. Piss him off at your own peril.

The date: Friday, November 19th, 2009.

The place: District of Columbia.

The doomsdayers have entered their bunkers with their canned goods and bottles of water. But that's ok. Hopefully if/when the world ends and they've somehow passed on for no reason, we'll be able to find their hideaways and take their canned peaches while taking a break from walking the road.

Rhino is in. Supposedly.

Carle was sent down.

Stewart was sent down for conditioning because he sat on his ass for over a month.

Price is stoked.

We're still crying over Gionta.

And because bunkers are for wusses, here's the latest Montreal Canadiens Drinking Game: Washington Edition!

Drink!
...whenever they mention Varlamov for the Calder.

...whenever Gorges crashes into Price. Hold your breath first to make sure they both come out of the collision uninjured.

...while Laraque chugs down the ice. Drink happily if he actually scores a goal or assists on one.

...as Benoit Brunet laughs at Andrei Kostitsyn. Then smash your glass.

...if Ovechkin scores some rediculous goal that shouldn't have been allowed because he either tripped, interfered, or held whoever was trying to stop him. Drink furiously when they replay it on Sports Center during their top 10.

...whenever MAB is on the ice the same time as Ovechkin. And start crying.

...for every powerplay opportunity that goes nowhere.

...drink some extra smooth brew for Pricey if they're hanging him out to dry again.

...as Gionta is injured, don't stop drinking.

...every time Spacek and/or Hammer winces.

...when Francois Gagnon is on during intermission to blot out his opinions mistaken for facts.

...every time Pleky is desperately trying to win the game for the team with no wingers.

...if the shot clock is grossly in favour of the Capitals by the first 10 minutes.

...take a swig for every angry face Martin puts on. There may be many!