Indestructible

That was on Robert Lang's playlist.

And if you know my family, it's not a rarity to see a song by Disturbed on the playlist of someone his age (or older...mom's 55). Actually, haha! It's my mom's ringtone! Always get a kick out of hearing the air-raid sirens. Easy to find her in a department store that way.

Well he's still kicking. Signed a one-year deal with the Coyotes. And I'd like to wish him well but DAMN IT ALL, I WANT HIM HERE!!! So it's time to bust out of the happy ranch, boys. We're going on Operation Save Robert Lang from the Coyotes. Andrei, Hammer, call your "contacts". Tell them to be on the look out for a big Czech with big hair and bigger smile. Listen for an endless stream of "you know"s. Snatch and grab, yo. Those hockey bags are pretty big. Gomez can distract them with bad jokes. Price will hold the horses. If we need another diversion, then we'll have to use Big George. He knows them, after all. If not, he can be pretty frightening even when he's just looming over everyone while talking about yoga and seal pups. Gionta can sneak in under everyone's line of sight and just slightly knock him out long enough to make the getaway. Max you take the arms, Gui you get the legs. If anyone asks questions, Markov can totally pull off the lost tourist in need of directions shtick. If not, Stewie and Moen get punchy. Hey who's up for a magic trick?

Rescue the grizzled vet and team bonding with teamwork exercises! Killed two birds with one stone.