Game 1 - Habs 2, Bruins 0: And Bob Gainey smiled...

Piss on Gomez all you want my fine Habitant friends, but this is why he was brought here. Besides, he can't hear your complaints with his two Stanley Cup rings in his ears. Seeing him make Lucic look silly is worth the contract alone.

Legends unite: Knuckles is in town. He's still waiting for that PTO contract.

Anthem: Annakin Slayd wants you to STAND UP

Perfect pylon: Mr. Overrated, Tomas Kaberle. NOT worth the price Toronto asked.

BAMF: Ryan White hit everything and anything in yellow that moved and some that didn't move.

Rookie watch: Eller laughing as Thornton was chirping at him on the faceoff.

Still useless: Chicken Thursday.

Blood in the beard: The Wink from Carey with love to Brent Sopel for the shot blocking. Moen and Kostitsyn blocked the Chara Shot and lived, even played.

Leadership debate: Brian Gionta scored both goals in a 2-0 win and was a furious gnat in all three zones. Zdeno Chara lost his shit and tried to grind Plekanec into the ice with 2 minutes left in the game.

Lady luck: Kissing Thomas' ass. Plekanec could have had a hat trick if he didn't have a serious allergic reaction to wide open nets.

Mr. Zero: Third playoff shutout for Price, all against the Bruins, all big games. Could also be the graphical examples in a geometry book.

Claude vs Cloud: You did have guys in front of the net. The only difference was this time Habs weren't pussyfooting around and actually dumped them out of the way. THAT'S a hockey play.

New rally cry: COMPETENCE!

Beau Coif: Though a healthy scratch, Mara's beard came in full playoff form. If the Habs can go all the way, we'll have ZZ Top on D. And Price's hair might rival Tim Lincecum's.

Sports switch: The Gahden already getting set up for basketball.

Romanian gypsy curse: So far so good.

One down...