Habs: FUUUUUUUUUUU

That's all you need for the Habs game.

At this rate what does it matter if Price has a shutout, gives up a goal, or gives up five? No one remembers what to do with the puck. No one even wants the puck. And when they have it, they fuck it up. And bitching about Gomez is just weak. Yes he passes when he should shoot, but he's not the only one. My eyebrows are raised more at flubbed plays on the blueline where TWO caused the two goals against, including a 2-on-fucking-0.

I will however shift gears and turn my FUCK YOUs to the CBC.

FUCK YOU #1: Don Cherry. Respect a veteran? Is this guy senile or what? His entire career was spent disrespecting veterans including knocking out a veteran coach he hated during a practice, and then knocking out the Leafs top guy in a practice because he thought that would get him a spot on the team (only to have his ass shipped back to the deepest, darkest depths of the minors). CBC shows his fucking loser life story once a month! And that FUCK YOU goes double for Mark Recchi. Oh and tut tut tough loss by the Bruins, shut out 1-0, praise be shot blocking.

FUCK YOU #2: Mike Milbury. Apparently he could find no intent in Chara's extra shove on the back of Pacioretty's head into the turnbuckle (bad stanchion, bad!) despite the history behind it all and the fact Chara was after him for TWO games where he nearly broke his leg the game prior. Apparently he KNEW instantly Plekanec totally intended to hit Horton in his fugly mug after a late hit spun him around where his stick caught him accidentally (no call on the late hit, but a 4 minute penalty to Plekanec). Apparently it should have been a 5, 10 and a suspension. Of course! Obviously! And Plekanec is apparently now on the NHL list of dangerous offenders because he's OBVIOUSLY the next Matt Cooke.

FUCK YOU #3: Don Cherry again. Smiling at the 3 shut out losses since the 8-1 blowout to a weak Minnesota where an icing puck would have gone in the fucking net as karma. Nothing about the 7-0 win the Bruins did. Nothing about Seguin joining in their squad of douchey rookies scoring long after the final buzzer. Then it's PRAISE BE HOLTBY who could have been replaced by a fucking TABLE and the score would have been the same. That's right, roll those 5 saves he did. Fanfuckingtastic. Give him the Vezina, Hart, and Calder.

FUCK YOU #4: CBC in general. Now that the Leaf's magic playoff number has dropped to impossible as they bitterly pointed out how Todd Bertuzzi went from inept to scoring the empty netter, they ponder the possibility of the Habs missing the playoffs. Newsflash: the standings made no actual movements despite THREE shut out losses. Major reason why? The Rags have a shitload of shootout wins.

Hey Habs? These upcoming teams means you have no more excuses not to fucking score. If you fail, however, fire Martin and trade everyone over the age of 30 (except for Hal Gill 'cause he's needed to coach the kids).