Feeling lethargic? A tweak in your knee? Unable to complete a pass or find your feet taking more than your stick? Do you find yourself shooting the puck directly into someone's chest? Have you even SEEN the other end of the rink?
I fear you may suffer from W1L1.
This usually happens after a seriously fun and exciting offensive game where everything was going your way. Sadly someone in charge decided to play defense and chided any of the dreaded offensive creativity which is a serious symptom of W1L1.
Other symptoms include the point pairing of Hamr/Picard for your first wave on the first powerplay of the game you get while ignoring all goals scored on the PP included Wiz paired with Subban. Mix that together with giving Ryan Miller the easiest night of his life while failing with an empty net behind you, and you're dealing will full blown W1L1.
There are a few known cures:
- Having an awesome goalie.
- Scoring some goals.
- Listening to Kirk Muller.
- Winning the next game.
Players and fans suffering from W1L1 can take some pleasure in the loss totally fucking over the Leaf.
1 comment:
Extra tight calls by the suddenly awake 2nd official also help spread W1L1. Awful and embarrassing.
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