Friday, March 30, 2012

Habs 1, Rangers 4: We're almost there...


Toaster has the right idea.

This was so dull and boring that the only reason why it wasn't 7-1 or even 10-1 was because the Habs are just slightly better than the Leafs. And have a goalie. But a goalie can only do so much when his defence resembles a bunch of statues. WE'RE REALLY AWESOME AT STANDING AROUND.

I can take sucking and losing and all that but I cannot STAND watching pro-hockey players just stand around.

At least do the fucking YMCA dance or something?

Similarly, you're first shot in the 3rd period comes with 5 minutes left...and it was by Brad Staubitz.

The slim-because-it's-too-small-to-be-called-small victory is Bourque busting the shutout. This is, of course, after he flubbed plenty of golden opportunities earlier. And yea, scoring with 2 minutes left just doesn't really help. But hey, if you want to start signing the Olé song and you're NOT a Habs fan, well you're just asking to get scored on.

So olé.