10. Jaro learns the sacred secret art of giving wedgies so when Scott Hartnell decides to park his large, nasty frame in his face he'll at least remain rather uncomfortable.
9. While O'Byrne is sleeping, sneak into his room and play tapes that repeat "I hate orange. It's a colour that releases my deepest rage. Anything orange must be destroyed." Guaranteed to see some results. Just keep him away from the Orange Julep...
8. Give Plekanec some boxing lessons. It's a given Carcillo will try to disrupt him. What a shock it would be if Plekanec actually bops him one square on the nose.
7. Let Cammy bring his lightsaber.
6. Whenever Gionta and Gomez are out there against Pronger, Flight of the Bumblebee must play for added effect.
5. Lapierre must actively, and loudly, ask what kind of sauce they prefer their Nodl with.
4. Subban will learn to blind approaching Flyers with a radiant and glorious smile. That smile could very well destroy all forces of evil.
3. As the Flyers head for their 10th goalie, remind them what they could have had. "You want it? TOO BAD, BITCHES!"
2. Keep blaming Coburn.
1. Take it to Game 7, then epically destroy the Flyers. That's how you do it, Boston. That's how we roll.
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I think it will be a great series. The two teams are pretty well matched. I really didn't think the Flyers would make it, so I was planning on rooting for the Habs. Habs vs. Bs would have been boring since Habs would have trounced them. This will be more interesting!
Excellent Top 10.
GYFH!
I expect a few punches will be thrown. And maybe a Travis Moen will be thrown into things. Squishy little things named Danny Briere.
Approaching ramming speed! GYFH!
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