Make your cake, eat it - Game 75 Buffaslugs

If you ever find yourself driving around southern Alberta, go pay a visit to the Head-Smashed-In-Buffalo-Jump site. It's really quite the fascinating place. But that's another buffalo. THIS is the Buffalo you need to watch. THIS is the Buffalo currently beating the Leafs 4-1 though not much of a measuring stick since Cujo and Pogge are taking net duty because Gerber got himself suspended for being angry at referee Leggo. Well Cujo just got pulled for Pogge. Whatever! And Ryan Miller is back. I would think a bit too soon considering he was felled by a high-ankle sprain but I guess it wasn't a serious one. So what do you do, Habs? Why you get your hard hat and your work pail and grab a beer. Prepare to get dirty 'cause YoMamaWeen's in town.

There are no Buffaloes because Chuck Norris got them all.

The Bob has all faith in you, boys. So much faith that he isn't changing the lineup. And with AK46 downed by the flu, Dagger stays in his spot. The ATK Line (Alexei-Tanguay-Koivu) is still pretty hot, General Markov IS NOT being traded for Lecavalier (how can you even suggest that, Pierre Houde?!), and the Ninja Line is ready for shadow duty (Higgy-Dandy-Metro) which is probably a good idea considering how if you give the Slugs an inch they'll skate the whole mile. That said the rest of you Dmen better wise up. You had practice in the Bolts game and did a lovely job until you went braindead for 5 minutes and allowed them back in the game. But now you gotta bring it like never before because the Buffaslugs want your playoff spot. Will you let them take it? No wai~! Stay sharp, chug the gatorade, get your haterade, and get yourself a nice shiny W!