Habs 1, Leafs 3: Things that never were...

Summary:
- Pregame ceremony was poop. No idea why there was a ceremony anyway...
- Habs were stinky poop.
- Cammy missing on a breakaway was total poop, even though he scored later.
- Auld was total poop on that 2nd goal.
- Clarke MacArthur going apeshit on Spacek for...playing hockey? Poop. Respect your elders (and former teammate/captain), shithead.
- And the 4 minute roughing on each side for it was WTF poop.
- Spacek probably broke a hand falling down in that stupidity too so that's poop.
- Refs were big poop.
- 3D was poop.
- The 6-man attack with the goalie pulled thing was poop.
- Empty net goals are poop.
- Jacques Martin planting seeds of doubt into PK psyche is POOP. (Jerk).
- Dion Phaneuf looks like prehistoric poop.

Conclusion: Big stinky poop.