Pre-season: By the power of Greyskull

So while the latest flock of disappointed delusional pricks--I mean, fans head for the nearest bridge to topple off (PS, I give pushes for free!), it's too bad I don't seem to have any video highlights available but if any good comes out of this pre-season it's this:

Dear Tomas Plekanec,
Or should I call you Tomas Jagr? Maybe you'd like to be known as Tomas Datsyuk? Either way, those hands you apparently found? Please, please, PLEASE keep them once these pre-season games are done. Absolutely fantastic.

Love,
A fan and her hamster

Meanwhile, my scouting senses say "please fix this nao":

Holy fucking penalties, Batman! You guys both nearly clocked in 30 minutes EACH tonight!

And yes that really is TWO too many men on the ice penalties for the Habs.

Oh and Hal Gill, darling, hope the eye is ok but don't you fucking DARE trip Price in a real game when he's working OK? Gotta watch that extra-long stick. Thanks sweetie.